I am pretty sure anyone who has ever had a pet has created some kind of stupid nickname for them at some point?
I have three dogs, three fish and a bird and they all have stupid nicknames... some don't even make any sense.
I will list them and I hope you will list your strange pet nicknames too
Ok so for me there is:
Horace (dog): Horups, Hollups like it's Hot, Whorey Mclorey, Horsey, fat head, fucking shit head.
Miles (dog): Miley, Smiley, MooMoo (don't ask) Jamimie, Mymy.
Rupert (dog): Rupie Dupie, Loopie, Lupie doops.
Peanut (bird): Peenis
Karl (fish): Carlos, Carlie
The other two fish don't have nicknames.. they aren't cool enough.
NOW YOU GO.
I have three dogs, three fish and a bird and they all have stupid nicknames... some don't even make any sense.
I will list them and I hope you will list your strange pet nicknames too

Ok so for me there is:
Horace (dog): Horups, Hollups like it's Hot, Whorey Mclorey, Horsey, fat head, fucking shit head.
Miles (dog): Miley, Smiley, MooMoo (don't ask) Jamimie, Mymy.
Rupert (dog): Rupie Dupie, Loopie, Lupie doops.
Peanut (bird): Peenis
Karl (fish): Carlos, Carlie
The other two fish don't have nicknames.. they aren't cool enough.
NOW YOU GO.
I'll either call her that or Dog. 

We occasionally will call her Clameese and she will come to that as well as Iris 


