I am pretty sure anyone who has ever had a pet has created some kind of stupid nickname for them at some point?
I have three dogs, three fish and a bird and they all have stupid nicknames... some don't even make any sense.
I will list them and I hope you will list your strange pet nicknames too
Ok so for me there is:
Horace (dog): Horups, Hollups like it's Hot, Whorey Mclorey, Horsey, fat head, fucking shit head.
Miles (dog): Miley, Smiley, MooMoo (don't ask) Jamimie, Mymy.
Rupert (dog): Rupie Dupie, Loopie, Lupie doops.
Peanut (bird): Peenis
Karl (fish): Carlos, Carlie
The other two fish don't have nicknames.. they aren't cool enough.
NOW YOU GO.
I have three dogs, three fish and a bird and they all have stupid nicknames... some don't even make any sense.
I will list them and I hope you will list your strange pet nicknames too

Ok so for me there is:
Horace (dog): Horups, Hollups like it's Hot, Whorey Mclorey, Horsey, fat head, fucking shit head.
Miles (dog): Miley, Smiley, MooMoo (don't ask) Jamimie, Mymy.
Rupert (dog): Rupie Dupie, Loopie, Lupie doops.
Peanut (bird): Peenis
Karl (fish): Carlos, Carlie
The other two fish don't have nicknames.. they aren't cool enough.
NOW YOU GO.