Rentafriend.com

[The Illusive Man]

I hear some of you use this.

 

[Dionysos]

Only rent?

That's no good.

 

[Lebreau]

For a low low payment of $19.95 a month for 12 months, Argor, I'll be your friend for liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

 

[Dionysos]

I'll think about it.

No wait, that's a lot!

 

[The Illusive Man]

 

[Exoskeleton]

Psssht! What a cheesy prosti website.

I'll be your "friend" week nights for $15 an hour.

Whores are people too. Don't judge me.

 

[Sepalcure]

A friend whore's best resource available!

Ya, no thanks.

 

[AddleBoy]

For a low low payment of $19.95 a month for 12 months, Argor, I'll be your friend for liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

Geez, that's a lot, Jess. I bet buying a hooker would be cheaper.

 

[Gaige]

I'm negotiable.

 

[The Illusive Man]

Psssht! What a cheesy prosti website.

I'll be your "friend" week nights for $15 an hour.

Whores are people too. Don't judge me.

You actually looked?