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Aztec Triogal

Aztec Triogal

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And when I say never ever, I mean never ever ever ever eat an entire family sized can of baked beans for lunch. Sure the aroma of brown sugar and thick backed bacon can be delicious... but your asshole will catch fire by approximately 8PM that night... and somewhere around 10PM you'll have discovered that you need to throw away a perfectly good of boxerbriefs.
 
Aztec Triogal said:
And when I say never ever, I mean never ever ever ever eat an entire family sized can of baked beans for lunch. Sure the aroma of brown sugar and thick backed bacon can be delicious... but your asshole will catch fire by approximately 8PM that night... and somewhere around 10PM you'll have discovered that you need to throw away a perfectly good of boxerbriefs.
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That's lovely to know XD. i'll keep that in mind when i'm craving beans and bacon :P
burning butthole eh? not such a good feeling huh? XD
 
Just ew, Azzy. xDDD

Did you really need to give that much detail?

I'm not a bean fan either thankfully. :|
 
You're just not man enough to handle it. If you can't do the time don't do the crime.
 
I had to go to my car and get my gas mask from when I worked in industry. I'm pretty sure my cat is sleeping in the corner against his will. His sleeping position doesn't look... natural... and the tail is all poofed out...
 
What i find funny is that u couldnt find anything better to eat for ur lunch that a tin of beans, the horror :P
 
Not what you need to read when you have a hangover D:
 
I guess you could never be a frontiers-man, they survive off that shiznit. I've heard that the military does the same thing over in Afghanistan since canned food lasts forever.
 
I was in pain last night. I couldn't even sit down straight... I had to like lean on one cheek. It was bad. I don't know how sailors did it. In the old days all they ever did is eat beans and had sex with men... their buttholes must have been so freaking sore. I don't even want to think about it.
 
Today I decided to top myself. Last time I only ate a large can of baked beans, today I downed a family sized can for lunch. I can feel it starting to boil in my belly. It's only a matter of time until my bum blows up. I fear for my life.
 
Oh shut up, I know that, but I still get it wrong xDD
 
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