My Motivation

[Bambi]

So, I tried on a dress today and I looked like a WHALE ( lolwhale) and 360 degree mirrors are the devil

So, whenever I get the munchies, I'm going to look at this thread and tell myself every pizza I eat, gets me closer to this. Do not want

This is NOT the next dress I aim to fit in

I do NOT want to flatten my man

It's all about moderation, Kelly

I do NOT want to look like that on the beach

And I most certainly do NOT want an arse like THAT

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

That last one looks like a fat suit.

 

[Big Casino]

hahah your a LONG way off kelly, you really shouldnt fuss too much xD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

There's fat and then there's so fat you have 6 arse cheeks (like that last photo).

You don't even come close. Stick insect Bradford.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

We vomited in our mouth a little...

 

[Bambi]

I actually found it easier quitting smoking than stopping eating

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Well of course. You don't need to smoke to live.

 

[Bambi]

No but it makes you cranky when you quit

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

When you quit eating, you die. We see a huge difference here...

 

[Bambi]

When I quit smoking other people die

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Yes, but that's other people. It's not like they matter.

 

[Bambi]

I'd still go to jail for a long time

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Only if you get caught.

 

[Bambi]

I'm not the most stealthy of people.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Play Splinter Cell and pick up some tips.

 

[Dionysos]

Other people die when you quit smoking?

That's the lamest justification for not quitting I've ever heard.

 

[Bambi]

I already quit smoking fool

 

[Dionysos]

*Drops dead*

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

You just got told. Word.

 

[CassinoChips]

We vomited in our mouth a little...

Oh..... oh god...... WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DAMNED SMILIE!?