Members of FFF

[Gaige]

Friend made me join this Pokemon site, and now I have to hatch this egg or it'll die or something. Go click it and interact with it, mmkay?

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Fine.

 

[Amizon]

Hope it's warming up now.

 

[Gaige]

It has a crack on the top, so it's getting there.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

It'd probably make a better omelette with more eggs, obv

 

[Eight]

Warm-di-did

 

[Gaige]

If I don't like what hatches, you can have it for dinner.

The crack is getting larger.

 

[Eight]

You really don't wanna be doing this do you?

 

[Gaige]

Not particularly. But knowing me I'll get addicted to it and she probably made me join for just that reason.

 

[Eight]

Sounds like she needs to know her place. (In the kitchen (I'M KIDDING DON'T KILL ME))

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Well, I'm not. She should be in the kitchen with the rest on the women, and leave the internet serious business to us men.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

The crack is getting larger.

 

[Gaige]

Shush, Damon.

So long as they click on that egg, they can sniff lines of cocaine wearing one pieces for all I care.

 

[Amizon]

I had an omelette today with cheese and bacon. Nom nom nom.

 

[Gaige]

A small hole opened up in the egg.

Assuming this is something ugly, you can have it for dinner too, Ami.

 

[Gaige]

The egg is covered in cracks and holes, it must be close to hatching!

 

[Channizard]

As much as I love Pokemon, people who buy into this shit deserve to die if it doesnt hatch.

 

[DarkSquall]

Sounds like she needs to know her place. (In the kitchen (I'M KIDDING DON'T KILL ME))

Someone is watching Equals 3

 

[Gaige]

The shell is almost off! The egg is ready to hatch!

 

[Gaige]

It's a female heart. Now go feed it.