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I was in a bar one day and I asked a man: "Are you a pole vaulter?".

He said: "Yes, but how did you know my name was Walter?".
 
A Red Indian chief and his family were expecting a new baby.

His son asked: "How do you name each of your children father?"

He replied:"Once the baby has been delivered, I walk out of the teepee and the first thing that I set my eyes on is the name of the child. When your brother was born, I saw the a great sunset and so I named him Sunset. When your sister was born I saw a crashing waterfall and so I named her Crashing Waterfall."
"Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?".
 
I've used all my best material. :rage:
 
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."
 
Ashley Riot said:
Karma. :mokken:
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Holy shit the other day :rage: I almost diesd at work several times it was nuts. The big man wanted me gone im telling ya.


ROFL I can only begin to imagine. :wacky: I would've been in the same boat she was. Hahaha xD I'll bet you won't be doing that again. :8F:
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It served me right for not wearing underwear. Next time il know though :ryan:
 
:lew: You weren't wearing underwear!? xD Not even boxers? Good grief, Lew. :wacky:
 
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