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We've all been getting down about the lag recently... So let's vent our anger on to the lag monster!
A demon spawned from the pit of some hell somewhere and is now keeping things laggy here. Let us defeat it!
(By the way, this is a game, I'm just applying it to "the lag monster" that I have heard about in the forums so that people could fight something they want to kill).
What the hell is this about? Argor you are a nutter, etc etc. Yeah I know, but this could be fun perhaps.
Rules:
Here is the lag monster at the begining:
(Yes the picture sucks, but it isn't meant to be a piece of art).
The aim of the game is to torture the lag monster by attacking it and eventually finishing it.
So basically each post you make would involve some sort of action for example:
"Saw his right hand off with a chainsaw!"
"Tie his left tentacle with barbed wire!"
"Set the dogs on him!"
Be creative and come up with anything you want and I'll see what I can do.
NOTE - No moves that will kill him instantly.. If you do order such a move I'll try my best to keep him alive after it...
I will make a note of each post and then post the current state of the lag monster in both a new post and on this first post here by editing the picture of the lag monster with the relevant damage and wounds.
Eventually when he is cut up so bad or there isn't really much left of him for him to go on then he will die and the winner will recieve a cookie.
If lag still exists after it is slain then it will be resurrected and we'll need help in slaying it again!
Am I making sense?
I'm sure you all want to beat this lag, so let us beat it together! Let us torture this lag monster!
Current lag monster status:
It is currently a mental and physical wreck!
Attacked by:
MekanikStik - 1
CassinoChips -2
Dark Tidus - 1
Judge Aurelian - 1
Zidane Tribal - 1
Caedus - 1
Ultimania - 2
.Andy. - 1
Blakstang98 - 1
Moonchild - 1
Patsy Stone - 3
.Rinoa - 1
Ganja Cat - 8
Sabriel - 6
Chidori Plover - 1
!Brittany - 1
Jesus - 2
Han Solo -1
Gex - 1
Shadow Jet - 1
Dark Claymore - 1
Kitsun - 1
A demon spawned from the pit of some hell somewhere and is now keeping things laggy here. Let us defeat it!
(By the way, this is a game, I'm just applying it to "the lag monster" that I have heard about in the forums so that people could fight something they want to kill).
What the hell is this about? Argor you are a nutter, etc etc. Yeah I know, but this could be fun perhaps.
Rules:
Here is the lag monster at the begining:
(Yes the picture sucks, but it isn't meant to be a piece of art).
The aim of the game is to torture the lag monster by attacking it and eventually finishing it.
So basically each post you make would involve some sort of action for example:
"Saw his right hand off with a chainsaw!"
"Tie his left tentacle with barbed wire!"
"Set the dogs on him!"
Be creative and come up with anything you want and I'll see what I can do.
NOTE - No moves that will kill him instantly.. If you do order such a move I'll try my best to keep him alive after it...
I will make a note of each post and then post the current state of the lag monster in both a new post and on this first post here by editing the picture of the lag monster with the relevant damage and wounds.
Eventually when he is cut up so bad or there isn't really much left of him for him to go on then he will die and the winner will recieve a cookie.
If lag still exists after it is slain then it will be resurrected and we'll need help in slaying it again!
Am I making sense?
I'm sure you all want to beat this lag, so let us beat it together! Let us torture this lag monster!
Current lag monster status:
It is currently a mental and physical wreck!
Attacked by:
MekanikStik - 1
CassinoChips -2
Dark Tidus - 1
Judge Aurelian - 1
Zidane Tribal - 1
Caedus - 1
Ultimania - 2
.Andy. - 1
Blakstang98 - 1
Moonchild - 1
Patsy Stone - 3
.Rinoa - 1
Ganja Cat - 8
Sabriel - 6
Chidori Plover - 1
!Brittany - 1
Jesus - 2
Han Solo -1
Gex - 1
Shadow Jet - 1
Dark Claymore - 1
Kitsun - 1
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