Let's beat the lag monster!

Ehm... let's... slice his ears off... with a dull knife >.>
 
Ouch! That nipple bitage really hurt it!

And with the loss of both ears it can no longer hear.
 
/me Brakes off his right horn and impales it into his left shoulder
*Steals already broken left horn
Devils horn aquired
*Gives the horn to Tenacious D
Recieves the BongOfDestiny
 
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Play tic-tac-toe on its abs.

WITH A RAZOR.

(Apparently the lag monster hits up Bally's during his free time.)
 
i was gunna add gaps for his "removed lungs" and be like Lag Monster generated gills... or something but thats down to you xD
 
His chin is broken off!

His head is no longer on fire but is burned!

His lungs fails to be ripped out, but in the act of trying managed to tear his chest open and you were able to poke and harm his lungs!



The image blurred when trying to save the file you did Liam so I had to go over what you did. Tried to keep it exact to how you did it.
I think imageshack made it blurry when fitting it to the right size sadly.
 
And lol. I'll do that one later perhaps.

I gotta go out now so I'll do Sabriels later.
 
Just fyi you missed out the bloddy card near his tentacle
sorry bout that neways lol

Cuts off his fat tentacle and gags him with it
 
Ironically, it could be pictures causing the lag here. Don't they take up tons of bandwidth?
 
Nah I chose not to put the card there because it was just an item used to hurt him so didn't need to stay there forever, like the rusty spoon etc.

I only decided to keep the shurikens in because they are stuck deep within him.

And not to worry. It was imageshacks fault, not yours.


Anyway, the lag monster has his dick bitten by a dog! Seriously the dog looks like fail.... I'm not sure if it is actually a dog or a platypus or a seal.

His eyes are sprayed with pepper spray! It can't see!

It is also struggling to breathe as it is gagged by its own tentacle!

 
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