Last night, in bed...

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I had a dream that I caught my bf eating cockroaches.
I caught him doing it 3 times!
So I told him "Freddy, stop doing that, or you'll turn into a cockroach!"
And he said "but it's such a sick ass snack man..."
So I told him "but everytime I kiss you, I get cockroach parts in my mouth!"
And just then, I started spitting out masses of cockroach parts and stuff, all chewed up and nasty.

Then later on, after I woke up and almost puked all over myself...
I had another dream that I was laying in bed next to him, and we were hugging, and I was all happy and whatnot...
Then out of nowhere, some girl came up and said her name was grape jelly, and she started macking on him like nothing!
So I pushed her off of the bed and told her "I'm SWEET TARTS!"


Weird?
 
Oh no, they get better.
Watch...I'll dream of something even more obsurd tonight.

My bf tells me that if I were to utilize my brain while I'm awake as much as I do while I'm sleeping, I'd be a rocket scientist. XD

Sometimes my dreams are so good, I just stay asleep for 12 hours. ^_______^
 
I don't remember any of my dreams, but I do remember what happens in my life. XD. I sort of have a form of photographic memory.

ANYWAYS, I hope you don't dream of something involving me. ;D
 
I do have dreams about forum members!
Just the other day I was telling Shenorai that I dreamt she and I went to elementary school together and that she was sitting next to me in computer lab and she helped me delete some viruses. XD
 
....I am afraid. I may be the last person you talk to on here. I may be next. @_@

Seriously, you're psychotic. There's something that helps with it, though. It's called MEDICATION. =D
 
Booger said:
I do have dreams about forum members!
Just the other day I was telling Shenorai that I dreamt she and I went to elementary school together and that she was sitting next to me in computer lab and she helped me delete some viruses. XD
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When was the part where I got laid? :(
 
don't dream of me!!!!!

*me scared now*

seriously any dream with me in it must be a nightmare
 
Shenorai said:
Sorry, the girl had her brains blown out by an oompa loompa before you had the chance.
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Poor Shen... Your family's going to gouge my eyes out for laughing at your funeral. xD
 
wow i have finally found a place where i fit in!! i have weird dreams too so dont worry!!
id laugh my head off too if someone got blown up by an oompa loompa!! what a classy way to go!!
i once had a dream where i got run over by a parked milk float. that was weird!!
 
i once dreamed an evil truck tried to run me over and i try to get away but i cant move so i get a keyblade and slice it in half
 
I once had a dream where I was shoved into some sort of Unreal Tournament virtual world and was forced to fight these weird humanoid demon thingies. o_O The weirdest part about it was me being able to fly by just flapping my arms hard enough. XD
 
I expected this thread to contain erotica.
It does not.

Therefore, this thread fails to deliver.
 
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Monkeys are so cute. ^_^
I think they would make the cutest pets.
Right next to a skunk who's had it's smellerizer removed. ^__^

I want to hand out gift baskets at my funeral. XD
Moreover...have someone I know hand out gift baskets. XD
And also play my favorite music and demonstrate a home video of me and all my greatness.
 
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