Jim thinks hes got it bad

[Davey Gaga]

Only when they croak.

I've never laughed so unexpectedly in a while

 

[Gaige]

 

[Ohri-Jin]

 

[Sultan]

Why do these things keep happening to you? .__.

 

[Saix]

Did you explain why you had your face in the firing range? 'cause I think I missed that part.

 

[Bambi]

I was leaning over it to switch the fucker on ]:

 

[Davey Gaga]

The arse of a salt shaker just fell out on to my couch

 

[Gaige]

Did any salt go with it?

 

[Davey Gaga]

aye

 

[Bambi]

I hope you're still using the ones I got you

I trapped myself in between the door and the door frame today

And I poured boiling water down my sleeve. That one hurt

 

[Davey Gaga]

I am, those ones fell upside down on the couch and did the same thing

 

[Bambi]

Hahaha, I hate spilling anything like salt or sugar...or glitter, but at least the mess that makes is a pretty mess

 

[Big Casino]

You lost to a hoover? Is that really how you got them bruises?

 

[Bambi]

The knee bruises were from the guilotine

 

[Bambi]

...owait

 

[Bambi]

 

[Big Casino]

you went to war with a hoover

 

[Big Casino]

and the hoover made you its bitch

 

[Bambi]

 

[Bambi]

whats with the scottish flag on google?