Jack and Jill

[Gaige]

Went up the hill
to smoke some marajuana
Jack got high, pulled down his fly
And asked Jill do you wanna?

Jill said yes, pulled down her dress
And then they had some fun
But stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son.

 

[Bambi]

wouldnt she pull up her dress?

 

[Harlequin]

its a stark comment on the rise in teenage pregnancy

what did they call it?

 

[Gaige]

Then she'd have to hold it up the whole time.

Jesus.

 

[Bambi]

then she'd take it off, you don't pull down a dress, that's just absurd

Also, no she wouldn't have to hold it, just hitch it up, once it's out of the way it's fine

 

[Gaige]

Sorry. I'm not versed in the ways of woman's clothing.

Spoiler

Not much anyway.

 

[Harlequin]

But stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son.

In fairness to Jill it all seemed to happen so quickly and IMO Jack should've taken some responsibility and brought a condom

 

[Gaige]

 

[Donald Trump]

Was this Jill bint going commando too?

 

[Dionysos]

You should do the same thing for Humpty Dumpty and Baa Baa Black Sheep.

 

[Gaige]

She was going commando. She knew what was coming. Shoulda bought her some pills.

 

[Donald Trump]

Bitch should have just got the injection.

 

[Gaige]

Would Nick Griffin approve?

 

[Donald Trump]

Of course, assuming that Jack and Jill are both Irish, or any other non anglo-saxon race.

 

[Harlequin]

Of course, assuming that Jack and Jill are both Irish, or any other non anglo-saxon race.

Surely it's just Jill who has to be of english decent. Does the commonwealth count?

 

[Donald Trump]

It depends. White English yarpies (South Africans) but not boers, Canadians, Australians, and New Zealanders would be okay, as they're white and the same race. Any other members of the commonwealth would not be acceptable.

 

[Gaige]

And would be ejected?

 

[Donald Trump]

Forcibly so.

 

[Gaige]

I see. I see.