It has to be someone's niece

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Because Cali already took the awkward moment.

There's an even awkwarder one when you meet your uncle's niece that he's been screwing.

And then you realize that you might be living in the same house with them.

And then you realize that that is going to be inescapably awkward.

And then you realize that you want to delay that move to when they leave.

And so I find myself here. Again. At least for a bit.

 

[CassinoChips]

.................. wait, what?

 

[Squid]

errr... ohhhkay......

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

.................. wait, what?

Oh well basically, my uncle is screwing his wife's niece, and they have moved in with who I was temporarily moving in with. Sooooooooo I am attempting to delay my move until they move out sometime this week or next.

Because it's really awkward, and semi-violent.

 

[Will Graham]

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

She was having sex with her dad wasn't she?

That would be even awkwarder.

 

[Will Graham]

Great story, tell it again

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

Great story, tell it again

I will, once I finish watching Oprah's sex tape.

 

[Gemini]

!

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

!

 

[Exoskeleton]

 

[Ayumi Hamasaki]

I like my Gaga face better.

=_=

Better eyes.

 

[Donald Trump]

 

[Tucker]

I will, once I finish watching Oprah's sex tape.

Can I watch too

 

[CassinoChips]

Oh well basically, my uncle is screwing his wife's niece, and they have moved in with who I was temporarily moving in with. Sooooooooo I am attempting to delay my move until they move out sometime this week or next.

Because it's really awkward, and semi-violent.

And then I remembered you live in Kentucky.

 

[SaShman]

And then I remembered you live in Kentucky.

I was about to make that joke.

 

[Will Graham]

Harlequin

 

[Big Casino]

itl only be awkward if he gets caught

 

[CassinoChips]

I was about to make that joke.

I'm sorry I stole your thunder.

 

[Noize]

Because Cali already took the awkward moment.

There's an even awkwarder one when you meet your uncle's niece that he's been screwing.

And then you realize that you might be living in the same house with them.

And then you realize that that is going to be inescapably awkward.

And then you realize that you want to delay that move to when they leave.

And so I find myself here. Again. At least for a bit.

Your uncle's doing your niece?

If she has a lover then there's her incest>rape>NTR combo.

EDIT: Your uncle's retarded. If he's married he should be jumping.... or maybe the wife's got men on the side aswell?