what colour would you paint your cat if you absolutely had to?
If you could have any superpower,
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Bad ass man, but then what paw colour do you go with? Is there any colour that isn't totally overwhelmed by Harlequin green?
i have tortoise shell cats. Any colour id paint them would just look shit in comparison
The paint may possibly have electromagnetic properties
That would mesh nicely, but might I suggest a bottle green patch over one of the eyes, perhaps in the shape of a dinosaur. Keep in mind though this would cause your cat to believe that it only has three legs.
You'd spray paint that image on to your cat's back? Funky
that is my cat. 
Your going to paint a picture of your cat on your cat! Props man
also, Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
that cat is fucking hXc
that cat is fucking hXc
Absolute Lad, do you reckon it did it on purpose, from the picture he looks like that kind of cat who would
I would paint it glue. And I wouldn't go about brushing it all on, I'd just take the lazy way and drop him in a big vat of glue. That way I can get painting it out of the way, as well as never having to see it again.
I would paint him in that phosphorescent stuff, so that he could accompany me on my secret superhero missions and not get lost in the dark 
In ye olde times(or anywhere that's still poverty stricken) glue was made out of cats, so what if the cat sells it's soul to bind with the glue and form a demon. It will probably eat your soul, however you still have the option to paint this glue monster.
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I don't own a cat, but if I did, I'd paint it to look like a lion.
You'd probably need a permit for that, also how much of that is motivated by you wanting to replicate that scene in the Lion King?
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That's an awesome idea, now that you mention it. My real reason was that I could wrestle with it once in a while, and when it falls asleep I could hang it from my back and pretend to be Heracles.