If a tree falls...

When a tree falls on you and you die, the tree cries. However its tear are tree-sap. This tree-sap revives you and you have to exist in a state of existence that is somewhere between the dead and the living.

So the answer is no.
 
Tree-sap creates zombies . . . so maybe we should cut down some more trees. Rid the earth of some nasty zombies. :mokken:
 
Yes, it makes a sound, though it might not be the sound everyone might think. :awesome:

serious answer:
Of course it makes a sound. If anyone would like to test it, put a recorder next to a old tree and give a few pushes or something and then go back a few days later or hours, pick up the recorder and see that it makes a sound.
 
Alternatively, place the recorder down, die, and then when they discover your body people can listen to the recording and find out if they can hear the tree.
 
Alternatively, place the recorder down, die, and then when they discover your body people can listen to the recording and find out if they can hear the tree.
Unless you're a ninja, then there are infinite ways around this.
 
Alternatively, place the recorder down, die, and then when they discover your body people can listen to the recording and find out if they can hear the tree.

But see, then someone could kill you and blame it on the tree :gasp: By making tree noises!
 
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