I wish I was Swedish

[Rockman X]

They get all the hawt people

http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-versus-british-nightclubs.html

 

[Miss Valentine]

Awww man they just chose the ugliest English people they could find and put them all next to those hawt Swedish gals

 

[L]

Needs moar of Hillary Duff's boobs almost popping out of her shirt.

 

[Rockman X]

Needs moar boobs

Fix'd

 

[L]

That's desirable, but i really want some n00dz of hillary duff. I'd pound that bitch into next week D :

 

[Blue Link]

No Hillary Duff, Jessica Alba! She's pregnant and I'd STILL pound that til July

 

[Rockman X]

Alba ftw. I'd do so many things to her.

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

I already have


(well in my dreams at least)



My eye's genuinely felt like they were spazziuming when I saw some of those rough English.....whats-me-call-it's. Not even I would go there

 

[Soul Saver]

Urgh. Those Swedish ladies need some meat on 'em, but all the British chavs are just FUGLY. I don't like nightclubs, anyway.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'm partly Swedish, and it tears me up inside.

 

[Rockman X]

Urgh. Those Swedish ladies need some meat on 'em

They already have plenty of meat on them....in the chest region

 

[Saix]

That contrast is terrible. D=

 

[Rockman X]

Inoerite? It makes me curious to see what other wonders Sweden has

 

[Saix]

I'm just glad it didn't include America's obesity levels.

 

[Rockman X]

Which is like, 60% or something. If I was a dictator I would totally banish all fat people to Cuba.

 

[Saix]

Clever man.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Why pick on Cuba?

 

[Rockman X]

Because they're a poor country and all the fat bastards will starve and it will be massive lulz

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

But won't the natives just turn cannibalistic and then eat all the fat Americans (let's face it, that's about 80% of the population), and then the natural balance will be restored and Cuba will rebel against a severely weakened America.

 

[Saix]

"Severely weakened" hardly pertaining to their apparently gargantuan army.