I want my mommy

[Gaige]

Have you seen her?

 

[Amizon]

I kidnapped her.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

She delivered a pizza to my house on a bike. So I ate her, fucked the pizza, and stole the bike.

 

[SaShman]

I kidnapped her.

Was she ignoring your warnings?

 

[B-l-ackstage]

She delivered a pizza to my house on a bike. So I ate her, fucked the pizza, and stole the bike.

:wtf: you're evil and dyslexic...

 

[Amizon]

I gave her to Ringo, where he proceeded to do the following.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

Another one showed up to my house a hour later. So I fucked the bike, ate girl, sold the pizza.

 

[Amizon]

 

[Davey Gaga]

I want my Jimmy

 

[Gaige]

I don't like any of these outcomes. Ami and Ringo are clearly plotting to break my soul.

 

[Demon]

Why would we know where she is?

 

[Gaige]

Because the Internet is serious business, clearly.

 

[Abstract Debauchery]

I don't like any of these outcomes. Ami and Ringo are clearly plotting to break my soul.

Just like I broke your Mom.

 

[Dishy]

Clearly, you're a gas mask zombie.
Therefore, I must shit myself and run away.

Obviously, an American conman from the future is responsible.

 

[Amizon]

I deliver.

Ringo does the dirty work.

That's it, really.