I Want Damon...

[Amizon]

Me and Damon.

You have to get on your knees and beg for your invitation! Alternatively, you can make out with Danny or Damon.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

*is still flipping through the Sexiest Female FFF picture book* Why are all the sexy ones either married (Mitsuki, Mandi etc.) or single but too old (Kelly)

*waits to have a new one ripped outta him*

 

[Dean Winchester]

So Damon wants a piece of Danny's cake?

 

[Amizon]

That's it. I'm choosing the bridesmaids. Period.

 

[Dean Winchester]

So who's the godfather?

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

OH BURN@ KELLY

We can kidnap them though

 

[Bambi]

I'l old you inaminit

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Godfather? There's a child!?

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Fuckin' lag D; Don't be killin' me Kell

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Yes

 

[Bambi]

 

[Amizon]

Feck it, I'm having no bridesmaids. We'll just have witnesses instead. >_>

 

[Ezio Auditore]

NO! WE ARE HAVING BRIDESMAIDS The Best Men get their pick of the bridesmaids

 

[Amizon]

Well, considering you can't pick, why bother? Besides, it's not YOUR wedding. Damon and I choose!

 

[Ezio Auditore]

If you gimme a fugly, you feel my boot in your fud

 

[Amizon]

Don't worry. Fear not, we know your preferences, of course.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Vikki, Mandi and Suki?

 

[Amizon]

Get them all drunk before the wedding and we'll be just fine.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

They're TAKEN.

 

[Ezio Auditore]

Single people, who are sexy, only kthxbai.