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[Bambi]

kelly wtf

also i didnt mean mathematically you knob

shut up, im stupid

I know that Jim, im saying i like my bed to myself, so the 6 can fuck off

 

[Marquis of Granby]

these acts are not limited to beds.

you need to be more openminded kelly.

as a professional sex councilor i would suggest that you try shagging in other rooms. try the garden too. the back of a bus is a good place to get your thrills provided theres no one looking. remember if you get caught the police may be involved.

stealth bus sex is a great way to spice up your love life especially if youve been married for a while.

 

[Bambi]

what about the supermarket?

 

[Marquis of Granby]

absolutely. or in b&q. they do like sheds and sample conservatories.

try everything everywhere.

 

[Big Casino]

rooms. try the garden too. the back of a bus is a good place to get your thrills provided theres no one looking.

a bus would be terrible.
B.O to one side and the smell of curry from the other

 

[Marquis of Granby]

its all about the experience. obviously in an ideal world no one else would be on the bus. theres an idea. break into the bus depot. boom.

 

[Bambi]

What about one of them massive bines outside takeaways, after sex munch could be scavenged in there

 

[Marquis of Granby]

eat during sex. its good for you and your partner.

ps: i think this has gone far enough. THIS ENDS HERE!

 

[Bambi]

*flashes fanny and runs off*

 

[Marquis of Granby]

 

[Dionysos]

 

[GalaxyFlare]

That is offensive!

..............but on the whole not surprising.

I had a 9 once.............OMG did l have a 9:Awesome: 9 out of 10 in a ranking system.........not a 9 as like jim described......never mind.......