I caught my dad with my GF!

DLFlux

DLFlux

Boats and hoes....
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and shit, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.
http://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/geor...an%20grill.jpg






















Seen this on another forum. GF = George Forman.:lew:
 
Hahahaha very clever cept i had u sussed out cuz i knew you wer single due to the thread you made asking for advice on a girl who was texting you :wacky:

Close but not cigar :wacky:
 
My GF is pink :monocle:

I did lol irl when I saw the pic though, it didnt click straight away then I bellowed xD
 
Hahaha as I was reading that, I was wondering to myself whether it would be in bad taste to say that your dad is awesome and a total pimp, but I guess it's alright. :P
 
hahahaha omg, my heart stopped for a while there! :O that was really funny :D
 
DLFlux said:
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.
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I don't think I could ever refer to a penis as 'meat'. XD

Penis sounds better and is more fun to say. XD

But yah funnyness. You had me going there and I'm 'usually' pretty quick to catch on. XD
 
I totally got sucked in, but thought that it might have been a bit dodgy how you kept saying GF and then of course meet ^_^

However you should never underestimate the bond between a man and his grill, or worse still a man and his bbq.
 
LOL this got me so badly :D
I'm addicted to my grill as well!
 
DLFlux said:
BAM clear as day...
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" Ya know...I never even saw it coming..."

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You know he would giggle...
 
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