How would you like to die?

In America we eat everything, including babies. That's why we're so fucked up and fat. =D
 
Since when do you get this meat in America?

Importing, fool. It costs a pretty penny, but it's worth it for this exquisiteness:

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By saving the lifes of many and being remembered for it. A hero's death is as worthy as any.
 
I's like to die skewered on a sword half a mile long by a guy with long silver hair and creepy eyes. That way, people will cry for me too... And maybe even try and use a phoenix down, which doesn't seem to work for some retardo reason... :D
 
After climbing the tallest tree in the world and building a treehouse there, i climb back down again after being lured away by a colourful butterfly, and a chimp breaks in through the door and the weight becomes too much and the treehouse goes hurtling to the ground and squishes me. That's pretty much how I would like to die. That, or eaten by a whale =D
 
I know where the oldest tree in the world is...

Oh yeah, and a horse died at Victorian Christmas when it ran into one of the limbs. xD I'd like to die like that... Not really...
 
I want to die playing a videogame (prefurably MMO). Sounds weird, I know, but games are very important to me and I want to die playing a game.
 
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