Whoa, Star, hold on one minute there. I know what you're trying to say but face it: you're loved one would wake up in the morning only to find they've been sleeping next to a cold corpse the whole night.
It's a touching way for YOU to die, but totally SUCKS for your spouse.
How about spontaneous combustion? Just run around town wreaking havoc for an hour and then stand in the middle of the street, scream loudly, and either burst into flame or explode. o.o
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