hlp kil slf plz

[CassinoChips]

My IQ dropped 15 points from watching that clip.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im having a treat, jesse

 

[Gaige]

What kind of treat?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I think everyone knows a retard like that.

 

[CassinoChips]

I think everyone knows a retard like that.

And if you don't, it's probably you?

 

[Davey Gaga]

You have a job?!

I 'd at that too!

i spent about half an hour convincing a polish lassie at work that pen island was a legit site that sold pens, then she tried to go on it and it was blocked under "adult content".

she looked it up only to find it is now an actual porn site

pen island...i've fallen for that once

 

[Bambi]

It's taken me til now to get that

I couldnt for the life of me work out how you can get from pens to porn

/slow

 

[Marquis of Granby]

IT USED TO SELL PENS

 

[Bambi]

i could open a pen shop, ive got fuckign hundreds of the fuckers

though they dont have their own drawer like my wires do xD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

apparently i got the domain wrong.

its .net

http://www.penisland.net/

 

[CassinoChips]

I'm afraid to click on that.

 

[Bambi]

You fucking spaz xD

 

[Donald Trump]

i could open a pen shop

Call it Her Nibs.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im not daft enough to post a link to porn, jesse

though i did essentially tell a polish woman at work that it was a legit site and ended up giving her the wrong bloody domain.

 

[CassinoChips]

im not daft enough to post a link to porn, jesse

Liar.

I actually wouldn't have infracted you if you had, tbh. I must be slipping in my old age.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

that must be because you feel guilty

or maybe you just love me

 

[CassinoChips]

Clearly the latter, dearest.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

lets not start this sickening filth.

its probably worse than penis land. but pen island is clean.

 

[CassinoChips]

Don't run from your feelings, my love.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

im too fat to run from anything.