Fat, guitar playing Charlie Sheen

[L]

When I get a mic I have the money but need to get to the store

when in doubt, do what derek does

order a mic off the internet and wait a week for it to be dropped in your mailbox

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when in doubt, do what derek does

order a mic off the internet and wait a week for it to be dropped in your mailbox

this guy speaks sense.

 

[Captain Squee]

I need a bank account for that and I need to be 18 for a bank account

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

You need to be 18 for a bank account in 'merka?

 

[Captain Squee]

Yes, sadly...I'll be 18 next month though

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

What if you have a job?

 

[Captain Squee]

Still no...

 

[Marquis of Granby]

do they pay you magical beans?

 

[Captain Squee]

They don't know how

 

[Marquis of Granby]

they dont know how to pay you?

 

[Captain Squee]

That's how stupid 'merica is

 

[Marquis of Granby]

ahhh

 

[Donald Trump]

no.

He's lying. In the next installment of America's favourite situational comedy, the fat kid will be turned into a guitar, and charlie sheen will strum him and then give him a good plucking. It's a habbit he picked up in jail/gaol.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

My favorite episode of Two and Half Men was when Charlie took a baseball bat and beat the shit out of the kid and the brother's cunt of an ex-wife. Or, maybe that was just a dream. Either way, it was epic.

 

[Captain Squee]

Random

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

Happiness.

 

[Captain Squee]

Rage.

 

[Dr. Percival Cox]

No, I'm actually in a pretty good mood today. No rage for me.

 

[Captain Squee]