Explain why you would hit the user above you with any object

[GalaxyFlare]

Throws a pineapple at fried rice because t seems like the right thing to do!

Why is everyone throwing shit I thought the idea was to hit fuckers?
I hit better than I throw!

 

[Takumi]

Mkay then,

throws an egg at GalaxyFlare... 'cause it seems like the right thing to do!

 

[GalaxyFlare]

Throws the arse end of a dead sheep at fried rice for being a spiteful git!

Dont look at me like that!

 

[Takumi]

Mkay then,
oh wait! You forgot somethin'

Throws a dead sheep's ass back at GalaxyFlare

 

[Six]

'Cause my rice was over-fried.

 

[Dionysos]

Because if I don't then the whole world will be painted purple, and all the people who don't want to be purple-men will die.

 

[Gingerbread Lesbian]

Because he keeps pretending that he's dead.

 

[Exoskeleton]

Because he touches himself at night

 

[Rapture]

Slaps Kusanagi around with a fish because he's hatin' on people who r batin' at night.