Drinking & Hangovers

I've only gotten drunk once so far and that was some time earlier this. I can't remember exactly when but I do remember not having a hangover that next morning. I am guessing I got lucky that time. However from all of the horror stories, I'd rather not deal with that too often. Not that I can anyway, usually I am the designated driver of my group so my drinking is usually limited.

The only person I know who is a non-drinker is my father and surprisingly he doesn't care too much. It is probably because my older brother softened him up with all of his drinking before me.
 
My brother usually takes the heat off me the next morning, he vomits like a motherfrickner all day while I curl up on the couch to watch come dine with me, after five episodes of that I'm usually back in action.
 
I don't drink; therefore, I do not have hangovers. I kinda find it funny when people whine about getting plastered and then waking up feeling like they've been hit by a train. It's like, no shit, Sherlock. You had a bottle of Rum and God knows what last night. How do you expect to feel when you wake up in the morning? Either knock it off, tone it down or don't bitch at all. That's what happens when you drink a lot. It is what it is. And why should I feel sorry for someone who made a conscious decision knowing the consequences? Does not feeling sorry for their self-inflicted misfortune make me unsympathetic? Not at anyone in specific here, but like my friends, for instance, I will laugh at how much of an idiot they were and then having to deal with the consequences. That is my good fun!
 
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Even when I only have a couple of pints, I can only get 4-5 hours sleep during the night. Getting to sleep is no problem, I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow, it's just I wake up at around 6 or 7... which is normal for most people but not when you've been up just hours ago. I love a good night out but I hate not being able to sleep. My friends can just sleep for hours and I don't know how they do it.

My worst one was after a night at my local cheap shit hole of a club. For some reason we decided to get some cigars and carry on drinking after it was over. 8(

I don't drink until I "chunder everywhere" but enough that I need a pick me up in the morning. Orange juice and sandwich from Subway usually do it. ;) Or something with chicken. :gonk:
 
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youve drank with me before kelloy. i was just about alright both mornings in glasgow and i seem to get by on the minimal sleep.

however youve heard the stories. if im drinking spirits and i have a bit too much i tend to spend the night in the toilet spewin my guts up :sad3: so the only thing that feels tender in the morning is my poor wee stomach :sad3:. that night i fell flat on my face :ohoho: i fairly felt like a pickled turd the next day, i think thats the first time ive ever had anything left to puke the next morning and i went back to sleep after all the lectures.

i thought i was having a great night til i fell then forgot my phone number :jtc: bad times.
 
Why did you need to know your number? :lew:

And I'm the same Graye, all my mates can just conk out til fuck knows when in the afternoon (or if you're clare wake up dead early, have summat to eat THEN go back to sleep for hours) I just can't do it, it really fecks me off

I think we were all ok the morns in Glasgow, wee bit ropey, but no servere hangover of doom like I'm used to, them subs sorted us out, that chair in Lews room can't of done you any good mind :8F:

I'm not sure why, but when I'm hungover, I seem to find everything funny, even when I'm pretty bad with it as well, I remember some woman yelling at me and Katie crossing the road, I yelled back, all Katie could do was laugh and we were just rolling around laughing our heads off, rather necessarily like, because we were hungover...

December should be fun, I'm getting used to long distance hangover train rides :rage: When we went to Chester, fuck me, was I ill the next day, train back to Manc was utter torture, I lay with my head on that fold down thingy you get behind the seats, and when clares dad came to get us, he had the top down onthe car in case we decided to throw up, so we were hungover and cold ]:

I think the hangover is all part of the fun though (As much as I complain) signs of a fuckign good night if you ask me :wacky:


You can tell I'm missingthe alcohol when im mising the fucking hangovers

15 days and counting
 
Hahaha, aw, I've never had that issue, fuck knows why, Ive been in some fucking states... I sit there in the back, concentrating all my efforts on not puking in the back of the cab :wacky:

You'd think I'd learn, but no...

Did your mum come get you in the end? xD
 
she didnt really have much choice. i literally couldnt walk :wacky:

it was only cause some cunt started feeding me shots, then i left and met up with lew, had a few drinks and that was it. i spewed in the car too :hmph:

the lectures the next morning were insanely unhelpful :jtc:
 
Hahahaha, ughhhhh I'm so glad I live on my own, the lectures would kill me, though she was alright when I went out with my bro and we both stumbled in pissed at half 5, he rang her at 1am for a chat hahaha, adam text her at 3 to say we were staying out, then we rolled in pissed and woke her up anyway, I thought we were gunna get shot

She was ok the night I ended up there when I had the money pizza as well.. fucking shots Jim, I feel your pain. Give me strong shots and it's game over. Twquila is the devil

I had summat called Stroh in a bar down Bridge, you're only supposed to have one, so they say...actually, I can beleive that, because I had 2, and went running straight to the loo to puke up :rage:

There should be laws against shots. They destroy meeeeeeeee
 
at least if you cant walk some big guy can just fling you over his shoulder and take you home safely. i spose that could be a bad thing as well :hmmm:

but people cant do that to me. im lucky lew bothered to get the mothership to sort me out otherwise i'd have woke up dead or worse.
 
I'm actually quite sensible when it comes to drink now and have been the past 3 years now I guess. I still have the odd major piss-up on occasions but its not like it used to be (but then again saying that, it does seem as my 'casual' nights out DO sometimes include many many shots and mixed drinks as much as possible anyways). As for hangovers I rarely got any real ones, just the slightly aching head causing me to sleep in a little later than usual. Just make sure to have a fair bit of water to rehydrate your system before passing out and you should be all good.

And beer gives you the most ugly beer belly in the world, which is unattractive.
My beer belly is awesome.......well ok I better lose it ><.
 
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