Don't you just fucking hate it

[Bambi]

When you go to the bog, realise you're out of shit roll and have left the new lot downstairs. In the kitchen. Fucking miles away

 

[Marquis of Granby]

if im dying for a shite yes. any other time im glad of the exercise.

 

[Gaige]

You should train the cat to fetch it!

"VELCRO! FETCH ME MAH BOG ROLL OR I'LL USE YOU AS ME ARSE WIPE!"

 

[Bambi]

I sat down, and realised a second too late *dramatic sigh* foolowed by

ELLIE

WHAT

GET ME THE BOG ROLL FROMTHE KITCHEN

WHAT?

GET ME THE BOG ROLL FROMT HE KITCHEN

WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU

(I can fucking hear you ) GET. ME. THE BOG. ROLL. FROM. THE. KITCHEN

OKAAAYYYYY *hears running upstairs and stops outside the bathroom door* Do you want me to pass it to you

.....

OF COURSE I BLOODY DO

 

[Gaige]

It wouldn't be nice to have to go yourself. Shit stains so beautifully on second hand carpet.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I know this pain all too well. Except the bog roll is up the road, on a shelf in the Spar.

 

[Busta]

The hells a bog roll?

 

[Bambi]

Toilet roll, Busta

Duh

 

[Six]

The hells a bog roll?

Toilet paper.

xD

 

[Big Casino]

Kelly why the hell do you keep bog roll in your kitchen?
Shouldnt it be kept in the bathroom?
Your mental sometimes xDD

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i laughed when i read the actual story. quite loudly actually.

just imagine ellie going to school without having don e her homework

i couldnt do it cause my mum kept going for a poo and there was no toilet roll in the bathroom so i had to get it for her.

also you havent trained her too well. if i was her i wouldve slid one sheet under the door at a time.

 

[Bambi]

Kelly why the hell do you keep bog roll in your kitchen?
Shouldnt it be kept in the bathroom?
Your mental sometimes xDD

Its just where i left it after getting back from the shops

 

[Bambi]

i laughed when i read the actual story. quite loudly actually.

just imagine ellie going to school without having don e her homework

i couldnt do it cause my mum kept going for a poo and there was no toilet roll in the bathroom so i had to get it for her.

also you havent trained her too well. if i was her i wouldve slid one sheet under the door at a time.

Good fucking grief xD

Id of throttled you xD

 

[Big Casino]

Its just where i left it after getting back from the shops

AH thats a fair enough

I thought you mighta been low on kitchen roll or something

 

[Oliver Queen]

So, you didn't have any in there because you were lazy and didn't put it in there when you got home?

 

[Bambi]

So, you didn't have any in there because you were lazy and didn't put it in there when you got home?

Pretty much, aye

 

[Big Casino]

She bought booze. She prioritised. (spelling?)

 

[Oliver Queen]

I understand. I'm like that sometimes too, but I remember that there's none in there and get some before I sit down.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

look before you s/hit.

 

[Bambi]

I understand. I'm like that sometimes too, but I remember that there's none in there and get some before I sit down.

If only I remembered

She bought booze. She prioritised. (spelling?)

Am running low

And dont ask em about spelling