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wait wait wait what's the rule for this. half the guy's age plus seven, right? that's only 21... not so off the mark. if he manages to score with that chick it's quite an accomplishment, nothing to be ashamed with
 
forget scoring with chicks

"you're too pretty to die alone"

how the fuck does someone even think to say something like that :wacky:
 
I mean really, just come right on out and say the thought of cockslapping her makes you hard why dont you? :awesome:
 
There's actually a simple solution...

Set him up with your mom. :monster:
 
In his defence he is only 29. That's only 10 years older than her, and that isn't really old. It's not as if he's a 50-60 year old man detailing how he is going to stalk and rape her.

What he said, I agree, does sound a bit freaky but personally if I'd seen that while scrolling Facebook I'd not have given it a second glance. People say strange stuff like that to each other sometimes. I doubt he actually meant that he desires for her to die with someone / himself. He was probably just trying to compliment her and cheer her up (though perhaps with the hope that one day she'll thank him for it...) :hmmm:
 
In his defence he is only 29.

and has a kid :gasp:

but the point of this thread is/was to laugh at how the art of flirting has been lost among most men :wacky:
 
I'm bored :monster:
 
im looking at safety tips on this one site

and apparently, I quote on quote

Sex with an underage person is rape.

It does not matter if that person lied about their age. It's rape and you will go to prison.
 
maybe it's just me but i thought that was pedophilia :awesome:
 
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