don't like

[L]

old guys have jobs, and kids, and the ability to pick up real women at a bar? Why are they on flirting sites, flirting with 19 year old girls and being creepy?

point and case:

 

[L]

"you are too pretty to die alone"

really?

 

[L]

that made me feel like less of a man when i read it

 

[L]

maybe i should have the thread renamed "thread of ultimate suck" to draw more attention

 

[Demon]

I assume this is some kind of inside joke that might be funny if you know it.

 

[L]

no, just old guys trying to get with young girls and failing miserably at sounding like a gentleman at all

 

[Ilyena]

maybe i should have the thread renamed "thread of ultimate sucking" to draw more attention

That would draw more attention.

 

[Gaige]

I'd read it...

 

[CassinoChips]

I'm not one to comment as I'm about the same age as that dude, and everybody else on this site is about the same age as that chick.

Which makes me a creepy old man.

 

[Gaige]

That year makes all the difference. That and the fact you're a mod means everyone will love or at least pretend to love you. You're safe unless you're demoted.

Which makes the girls creepy temptresses.

 

[CassinoChips]

That and the fact you're a mod means everyone will love or at least pretend to love you.

I knew it. You were only pretending you loved me to get in my pants last night.

 

[Gaige]

And to get the video defaming you. I want my weight in casino chips fdelivered to my house by tomorrow night, or your sexcapades go global, bitch. I'm talkin' Youtube global. I'm talkin' Facebook status wif loads of comments global, innit blud?

 

[CassinoChips]

I'm sorry, I don't speak gangstar.

 

[Ayen]

I'm gonna laugh if they find out Michael Jackson is in heaven.

Old people should be careful. Some time these little girls on the Internet are actually FBI agents.

 

[CassinoChips]

19 is legal. Creepy, but legal.

 

[Ayen]

19 is legal. Creepy, but legal.

That's what the government wants you to think!

 

[Gaige]

The government wants you to think I'm a nice person, but really I'm Tedius Zanarkandos evil brother, Boringus Kilikao.

 

[L]

I'm not one to comment as I'm about the same age as that dude, and everybody else on this site is about the same age as that chick.

the difference though

is that you're not telling people they're too pretty to die alone

 

[CassinoChips]

the difference though

is that you're not telling people they're too pretty to die alone

Nah, I just tell them that I want to have sex with them.

That's not creepy, right?

RIGHT?!

 

[L]

well at least then no one will think you want to kill them or want them to die