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So I was laying down and I had my cat with me. I was just chillin, and dinner was done. I was sitting on the couch, minding my own business, and my sister says quite loudly to me, and in a very bitchy manner, "Dinner is done" As if I was unaware of this. Now, all day she had been bitchy to me, But I kept on constantly just setting it aside and ignoring it. I always do that. But then as I was serving myself, I say to her, "Wow Lisa, your being especially bitchy today" And then my cousin got into the conversation. This is where it loses the sense it makes...
Cousin: Actually, that's my job because I'm having major PMS
(In my head, I say, like we needed to know. She was abviously screaming for attention right there, but I chose not to say anything, else I'm just provoking a fight I don't want.)
Sister: He doesn't think that's a good excuse
(Now my cousin glares at me with murder in her eyes.)
Cousin: I'd like to see you live wi---
Me (cutting her off): FIRST OFF, Chas this does not involve, second, Lisa, when the hell have I ever said that!?
Lisa: You used to say it all the time.
Me: If I used to say it all the time, I would think I could remember one lousy time.
Lisa: Yes you have said it before, don't give me that bullshit
Now I walk away.
Me: The difference between me and you is I'll sacrafice dinner to avoid a fight
I head upstairs
Lisa: You PROVOKE the fights!
Cousin: I have never seen you skip a single meal to avoid a fight
I'm still walking away
How many character errors can be found, count with me here...
Cousin: Actually, that's my job because I'm having major PMS
(In my head, I say, like we needed to know. She was abviously screaming for attention right there, but I chose not to say anything, else I'm just provoking a fight I don't want.)
Sister: He doesn't think that's a good excuse
(Now my cousin glares at me with murder in her eyes.)
Cousin: I'd like to see you live wi---
Me (cutting her off): FIRST OFF, Chas this does not involve, second, Lisa, when the hell have I ever said that!?
Lisa: You used to say it all the time.
Me: If I used to say it all the time, I would think I could remember one lousy time.
Lisa: Yes you have said it before, don't give me that bullshit
Now I walk away.
Me: The difference between me and you is I'll sacrafice dinner to avoid a fight
I head upstairs
Lisa: You PROVOKE the fights!
Cousin: I have never seen you skip a single meal to avoid a fight
I'm still walking away
How many character errors can be found, count with me here...