Did anyone ever

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Find a poodle in their Pot Noodle?

 

[bearsfwd]

No, but there was a noodle in my non-existent pot-headed poodle

 

[Harlequin]

Can't say I did no. Mind you, I've only ever had 2 pot noodles in my life.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

never a whole poodle.

but i've found myself chewing on cows' lips and arseholes mixed with noodles before.

 

[Toshiya]

I won one of those spinning forks

Never got a poodle though

 

[Bambi]

only the sachet of sauce

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

never a whole poodle.

but i've found myself chewing on cows' lips and arseholes mixed with noodles before.

That's beyond disturbing.

 

[Donald Trump]

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Prescott Noodles.