Dear Square Enix.

[Jesta]

Some of what I'm about to say regarding Square Enix's wisecracks is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. In the text that follows, I don't intend to recount all of the damage caused by Square Enix's noxious newsgroup postings but I do want to point out that the basal lie that underlies all of Square Enix's mumpish adages is that we're supposed to shut up and smile when it says sanctimonious, featherbrained things. Translation: Square Enix is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that Square Enix's co-conspirators actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these classes of improvident gadflies are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will somehow improve the world faster than you can say "formaldehydesulphoxylic". In reality, of course, if we let Square Enix undermine liberty in the name of liberty, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to denounce those who claim that merit is adequately measured by Square Enix's methods and qualifications and those who wish to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its brainless fibs. Naturally, Square Enix belongs to the latter category.





What kind of loser wants to interfere with the most important principles of democracy? A loser like Square Enix. If everyone does his own, small part, together we can make plans and carry them out. I warrant that Square Enix will unequivocally trivialize certain events that are particularly special to us all in a matter of days. I base this confident prediction on, among other things, the fact that it is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. It's unfortunate that Square Enix has no real morals. It's impossible to debate important topics with organizations that are so ethically handicapped. Square Enix swears that its froward Praetorian Guard is a respected civil-rights organization. Clearly, it's living in a world of make-believe, with flowers and bells and leprechauns and magic frogs with funny little hats. Back in the real world, those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if Square Enix had learned anything from history, it'd know that it has so frequently lied about how it possesses infinite wisdom that some weaker-minded people are starting to believe it. We need to explain to such people that Square Enix criticizes me for responding to its hatchet jobs. If it wants to play critic, it should possess real and substantial knowledge about whatever it is it's criticizing. It shouldn't simply assume that the best way to make a point is with foaming-at-the-mouth rhetoric and letters filled primarily with exclamation points.


Square Enix is typical of libidinous theologasters in its wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize its endeavors. Square Enix wants to be the one who determines what information we have access to. Yet it is also a big proponent of a particularly boisterous form of anti-intellectualism. Do you see something wrong with that picture? What I see is that Square Enix's ruses should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Square Enix's tricks are intended to persuade many of Square Enix's opponents to enter into a one-way 'dialogue' with Square Enix."



Square Enix's subordinates consider its prognoses a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of Maoism. Relative to just a few years ago, meddlesome humanity-haters are nearly ten times as likely to believe that Square Enix never engages in oppressive, bloodthirsty, or meretricious politics. This is neither a coincidence nor simply a sign of the times. Rather, it reflects a sophisticated, psychological warfare program designed by Square Enix to up the ante considerably. Square Enix has it all wrong; I must admit that I've read only a small fraction of its writings. (As a well-known aphorism states, it is not necessary to eat all of an apple to learn that it is rotten.) Nevertheless, I've read enough of Square Enix's writings to know that Square Enix wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If Square Enix really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that if its plan to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a whiney, prurient world to begin a new life in the shadows of phallocentrism is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to improve the lot of humankind. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that the hour is late indeed. Fortunately, it's not yet too late to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically thrasonical ones championed by materialistic gutter-dwellers.



Square Enix wants you to believe that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles. You should be wary of such claims. Be aware! Be skeptical! Think! Do not be diverted, deceived, or mesmerized by Square Enix's detestable, disreputable manuscripts. As a final, parting thought, I assert that we must reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of the worst sorts of dissolute scalawags there are. This is a long road and not one for the fainthearted, but if pursued with integrity and conviction it could lead to a world in which people are no longer afraid to lend support to the thesis that by exploiting social discontent and promising a golden age of "human brotherhood", Square Enix will be successful in its attempts to put our liberties at risk by a contumelious and satanic rush to glorify childish, suppressive, murderous governments as the ideologically correct alternative to all other possibilities.

Love,
http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

 

[.Ted]

I believed it for a minute until I got to the "morals" part.

I don't know what you have against SE, but let's be clear on one thing: All I've seen them do is create games. That's it. I haven't seen any sort of satanic rush.

I also want to note that I could barely understand your message. I don't want to undermine your intelligence, but remember that most of the fans are 21 or younger. If you really want to send an important message, do it in words they can understand, or you'll simply have us looking through dictionaries all day long.

 

[Serah]

*yawns* I got bored about halfway through. This is really just incredibly silly and all boils down to your opinion, so whatever. I wouldn't expect a whole bunch of people to come dashing to your thread, read it and agree with you. There may be a few, but hardly so. Please tell me you didn't just sign up here only to post that? If so, then my goodness friend...If you've got this much a problem with SE, then send them this yourself. They hardly frequent our forum.

 

[Aselia]

It's a joke I think guys... the link at the end... is to a random complaint generator. so yeah. It's not serious. XD

 

[.Ted]

It's a joke I think guys... the link at the end... is to a random complaint generator. so yeah. It's not serious. XD

Gotta disagree with that. If this person went through all that effort, I wouldn't call it a joke. Heck, whenever I'm serious I don't even put in HALF the amount of effort this person has.

But it is silly, Jesta. I take it you're conservative, because only they would bring up "morals" and religion when trying to make a point (no offense to the Republicans/conservatives in this forum, feel free to bash my liberalism if I offended you a little).

All SE has done over the last decade or so is to create games for our amusement. What's wrong with entertaining people? And you would rather live in a world without SE. I admit I can see better GPAs in fans who are still going to school. But I personally believe FF games and such can change a person's life -- maybe even just one in the entire history of gaming -- for the best due to its amazing storylines. Maybe a thug is reconsidering his way of living after playing Final Fantasy IX, or maybe a man fighting for our country today is encouraged in his drive to win after playing Final Fantasy VII. Have you thought about that?

Definitely not, or else you would have mentioned at least ONE of Square's products in your lengthy post, instead of bashing it with a theory on conspiracy and satanism. I grew up playing these amazing games, but perhaps it would shock you to learn that I am a Catholic. If there was a game that would lead me to satanism, I wouldn't play it.

There's not much of an argument, since I can barely understand most of the words you're saying. Come back to us when you have played one Final Fantasy game, or at least when you have experienced what Kingdom Hearts has to offer.

 

[Dionysos]

It is definately a joke. The complaint generator at the end of the post generates lengthy rants about whater you type into it.

I could generate a long rant about anything... Even Jesta in return, as could we all.

It just generates a complaint.

For example... My complaint about Sephiroth:
I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. Sephiroth faces moral disaster in his neighborhood, political disaster in his country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Sephiroth and his winged monkeys or we take personal action and step up to the plate and discuss the programmatic foundations of Sephiroth's termagant programs of Gleichschaltung in detail. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that inasmuch as I disagree with Sephiroth's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Sephiroth's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
Believe me, I certainly don't want to give Sephiroth a chance to cause a marked deterioration in our literature, amusements, and social conduct. While it is essential—and among my highest priorities—to ask him to rephrase his criticisms in a more reasoned way, I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that we must continue to monitor his assistants and expose them as the unsavory ogres they are. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that if Sephiroth thinks that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobacky. Whenever I ask him for proof of his claim that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government, he runs and hides. And let us not forget that his invectives are merely a stalking horse. They mask Sephiroth's secret intention to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. I surely wouldn't want to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. I would, on the other hand, love to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
The word "pericardiomediastinitis" is so compromised that I retain it only as a pejorative. An obvious parallel from a slightly different context is that our national media is controlled by barbaric schmoes. That's why you probably haven't heard that Sephiroth says that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools. Perhaps it sounds like stating the obvious to say that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like Sephiroth want to promote a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. In closing this letter, let me point out that I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that Sephiroth should have been removed from the gene pool before he had a chance to contaminate it.


--




But I did not write any of that, it was the complaint generator.

 

[.Ted]

It is definately a joke. The complaint generator at the end of the post generates lengthy rants about whater you type into it.

I could generate a long rant about anything... Even Jesta in return, as could we all.

It just generates a complain.

For example... My complaint about Sephiroth:
I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. Sephiroth faces moral disaster in his neighborhood, political disaster in his country, and an impending world catastrophe with a blank and smiling countenance. It is requisite, even in this summary sketch, to go back a few years to see how we have a choice. Either we let ourselves be led like lambs to the slaughter by Sephiroth and his winged monkeys or we take personal action and step up to the plate and discuss the programmatic foundations of Sephiroth's termagant programs of Gleichschaltung in detail. While I don't expect you to have much trouble making up your mind you should nevertheless consider that inasmuch as I disagree with Sephiroth's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Sephiroth's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.
Believe me, I certainly don't want to give Sephiroth a chance to cause a marked deterioration in our literature, amusements, and social conduct. While it is essential—and among my highest priorities—to ask him to rephrase his criticisms in a more reasoned way, I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that we must continue to monitor his assistants and expose them as the unsavory ogres they are. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that if Sephiroth thinks that cell-phone towers are in fact covert mind-control devices that use scalar waves to beam images into people's brains while they sleep then maybe he should lay off the wacky tobacky. Whenever I ask him for proof of his claim that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government, he runs and hides. And let us not forget that his invectives are merely a stalking horse. They mask Sephiroth's secret intention to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. I surely wouldn't want to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. I would, on the other hand, love to pronounce the truth and renounce the lies. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
The word "pericardiomediastinitis" is so compromised that I retain it only as a pejorative. An obvious parallel from a slightly different context is that our national media is controlled by barbaric schmoes. That's why you probably haven't heard that Sephiroth says that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools. Perhaps it sounds like stating the obvious to say that I'm not a psychiatrist. Sometimes, though, I wish I were, so that I could better understand what makes people like Sephiroth want to promote a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. In closing this letter, let me point out that I would be remiss if I didn't remind you that Sephiroth should have been removed from the gene pool before he had a chance to contaminate it.


--




But I did not write any of that, it was the complaint generator.

I see. Damn it. And it took about 5-10 minutes of my life to figure it out. Could someone close it or move it? It's definitely spam. Can't believe I made a fool of myself over a half-baked post.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

tl;dr






And that goes for the whole thread.

 

[Tipsynaruto]

Bwhahahaha!

Good god, i love these posts. 9/10 i always fall for it until i read later on in the thread its a joke. biggest

 

[PhoenyxAngel]

To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. Here's my side of the story: I can say one thing about Jesta. He understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount—not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that if you've read any of the salacious, ignorant slop that Jesta has concocted, you'll undeniably recall Jesta's description of his plan to make serious dialogue difficult or impossible. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that I, for one, assert that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. Jesta, in contrast, believes that granting him complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: We must ratchet up our level of understanding. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will sincerely find that Jesta says that sin is good for the soul. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie.

Jesta's statements such as "The sky is falling" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Let's be frank: Jesta's retinue has found a rallying cry for its upcoming battle against our most treasured liberties. That rallying cry is, "Jesta is omnipotent!" It's quotes like that that make me realize that if Jesta manages to spit in the face of propriety, civilization will crumble almost immediately. Investigators from a future era will need to sift through the charred wreckage of our society looking for the black box to figure out what happened. Maybe they'll even discover that Jesta's confidants believe that the most iconoclastic oligarchs you'll ever see make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. It should not be surprising that they believe this, however. As we all know, minds that have been so maimed that they believe that Jesta is a protective bulwark against the advancing tyranny of the worst sorts of exploitative, crotchety fastidious-types there are can believe anything, especially if it's false.

Even though supposedly distancing himself from rash capricious-types, Jesta has really not changed his spots at all. I can't understand why he has to be so cranky. Maybe a dybbuk has taken up residence inside his head and is making him push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. It's a bit more likely, however, that if you've never seen him declare that he can absorb mana by devouring his nemeses' brains, you're either incredibly unobservant or are concealing the truth from yourself. Better, far better, that Man were without the gift of speech than that he use it as Jesta does. Better that Man could neither read nor write than have his head and heart perverted by the picayunish and eccentric tommyrot that oozes from Jesta's pen. And better that the cut of Man's coat and the number of his buttons were fixed by statute and enforced by penalties than that Jesta should enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth. And that's what writing this sort of letter is all about. It's a way to mention a bit about delirious polemics such as Jesta.

 

[Jesta]

Yeah, it is a joke.

I just found that generator so damn amusing I had to use it somewhere I knew people were passionate.

I love SE, all of my favorite games are/were made by them.

 

[SapphireStar]

Oh lolz, this thread kills brain cells. It types out random bullpoop xD

I want to make it perfectly clear what I do not intend to do in this letter before I carry on with what I do wish to accomplish with it. In the text that follows, I won't bother discussing the flaws in Final Fantasy VII's logic because it really doesn't use any logic. A good friend of mine once said that we should all rally good-hearted people to the side of our cause. Amen to that! In fact, I even informed my friend that whenever Final Fantasy VII attempts to confuse, befuddle, and neutralize public opposition, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than harebrained and petty.



Might I suggest that Final Fantasy VII search for a hobby? It seems it has entirely too much time on its hands, given how often it tries to seize control of the power structure. We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about Final Fantasy VII's impetuous, wretched prophecies. For starters, let's say that "McCarthyism" is "that which makes Final Fantasy VII yearn to censor any incomplicitous reinterpretations of historic events."

I welcome Final Fantasy VII's comments. However, Final Fantasy VII needs to realize that it is full of angst and passion and venom. This issue is coming to the fore because it likes memoirs that challenge all I stand for. Could there be a conflict of interest there? If you were to ask me, I'd say that its drug-induced ravings are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, it sells the supposed merits of adversarialism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that I am quite certain that our sacred values and traditions mean nothing to Final Fantasy VII. An equal but opposite observation is that I've repeatedly pointed out to Final Fantasy VII that to call it a beast is to defame all quadrupeds. That apparently didn't register with it, though. Oh, well; I guess Final Fantasy VII wants us to think of it as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that it wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If Final Fantasy VII really wanted to be a do-gooder, it could start by admitting that its method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Final Fantasy VII-ism". It is a capricious and avowedly stentorian philosophy that aims to dismantle the guard rails that protect society from the unstable elements in its midst. In the end, nothing makes my blood boil more than seeing Final Fantasy VII commit acts of immorality, dishonesty, and treason.

 

[Linnaete]

Good thing I didn't bother reading it before. A bunch of paragraphs scare me when I'm lazy.

 

[AddleBoy]

I thought it was fake. The whole thing just rambles on without saying very much at all. And it sounds like Square Enix is some kind of corrupted government. XD

Made a rant for the hell of it.

This letter is intended as a kind of vaccine, an inoculation if you will, against the lies that permeate Mr. Darth Vader's suggestions. Let's get down to business: Vader shouldn't convert lush forests into arid deserts. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular. He says that we can stop neocolonialism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for maledicent scapegraces. Such verbal gems teach us that the poisonous wine of masochism had been distilled long before Vader entered the scene. Vader is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity.



While irresponsible warmongers have previously relied on violence to get their way, their new manipulation of counter-productive half-measures has combined with violence to pander to filthy drunks. Put simply, people often get the impression that tyrannical, craven fugitives and Vader's votaries are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that Vader seems eager to follow the hastily dyed banner of chauvinism. The logical consequences of that are clear: Vader treats people as objects. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, he thinks it would be a great idea to wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public. Even if we overlook the logistical impossibilities of such an idea, the underlying premise is still flawed.



If Vader truly wanted to be helpful, he wouldn't harm others or even instill the fear of harm. The last time I heard him ramble on in his characteristically bibulous blather he said something about wanting to develop a credible pretext to forcibly silence his opponents. I feel sorry for the human race when I hear stuff like that. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.

 

[Donald Trump]

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the founder of the Anti-Final Fantasy Forums Society. In this letter, I will tell you what made me form such an organization and how I plan to use it to rouse people's indignation at Final Fantasy Forums. But before I continue, allow me to explain that Final Fantasy Forums seems to be fond of concocting new ways to scorn and abjure reason. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, Final Fantasy Forums's power-drunk advocates are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Final Fantasy Forums bring about a wonderland of racialism.
I feel that Final Fantasy Forums has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. It obviously has none or it wouldn't provide disreputable degenerates with an irresistible temptation to pander to obscene serpents. Final Fantasy Forums must sense its own irremediable inferiority. That's why it is so desperate to foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government; it's the only way for it to distinguish themselves from the herd. It would be a lot nicer, however, if Final Fantasy Forums also realized that it looks primarily at a person's superficial qualities such as physiognomy and mannerisms. I, in contrast, consider how likely a person is to treat the disease, not the symptoms. That's what's important to me. Either way, at this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that each of these issues is central to the obscurantism debate. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that Final Fantasy Forums's profiteering and power mongering will mortgage away our future sometime soon. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that it ignores the most basic ground rule of debate. In case you're not familiar with it, that rule is: attack the idea, not the person.
I use such language purposefully—and somewhat sardonically—to illustrate how Final Fantasy Forums really struck a nerve with me when it said that it is malign to question its reports. That lie is a painful reminder that Final Fantasy Forums thinks I'm trying to say that coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power. Wait! I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point zooming way over Final Fantasy Forums's head.
Having studied Final Fantasy Forums's charges and finding them groundless, I must now tell the world that if we don't soon tell it to stop what it's doing, it will proceed with its offensive remonstrations, considerably emboldened by our lack of resistance. We will have tacitly given it our permission to do so. While there is no evidence that Final Fantasy Forums lies routinely—even under oath—it is clear that Final Fantasy Forums sees no reason why it shouldn't suppress those who would seek to learn the truth about its sinful, illiberal demands. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that Final Fantasy Forums apparently believes that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". You and I know better than that. You and I know that there are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Final Fantasy Forums. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Final Fantasy Forums and I disagree about our civic duties. I profess that we must do our utmost to call for proper disciplinary action against it and its loyalists. Final Fantasy Forums, on the other hand, believes that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones.
I could tell Final Fantasy Forums that you'd think it would see how stupid and infernal it appears, although it obviously doesn't care. I could tell it that it has no great love of democracy or egalitarianism, but it wouldn't believe me. It probably also doesn't care that it's driving under the influence of sesquipedalianism. So let me appeal to whatever small semblance of reason Final Fantasy Forums may be capable of when I tell it that it would have us believe that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical 1950s Shangri-la. To be honest, it has never actually said that explicitly, but if you follow its logic—what little there is—you'll see that this is its real point. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must undoubtedly expose some of Final Fantasy Forums's stubborn deeds. The first step in that process is to realize that its allegations are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I tell you things that it doesn't want you to know, Final Fantasy Forums's invariant response is to monopolize the press.
Seeing Final Fantasy Forums succeed at plaguing our minds has left me with a number of unanswered questions—questions such as "What exactly is its point?" We must work together towards a shared vision. This is a terrible and awesome responsibility—a crushing responsibility. However, if we stick together we can can show the world that Final Fantasy Forums has been trying to convince us that the Eleventh Commandment is, "Thou shalt weaken our mental and moral fiber". This pathetic attempt to set the wolf to mind the sheep deserves no comment other than to say that I don't care what others say about Final Fantasy Forums. It's still crude, iconoclastic, and it intends to distort the facts.
It's not necessarily difficult to bring Final Fantasy Forums down a peg. We can begin simply by giving you some background information about it. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that Final Fantasy Forums has been trying for some time to convince people that human life is expendable. Don't believe its hype! Final Fantasy Forums has just been offering that line as a means to tear down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation.
Now, I don't want to overwork the story about how Final Fantasy Forums plans to paint people of different races and cultures as depraved alien forces undermining the coherent national will, so let's just say that its faithfuls like to say, "It's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong." Such frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. If someone wants me to believe something predatory like that, that person will have to show me some concrete evidence. Meanwhile, I intend to show you that Final Fantasy Forums says it is within its legal right to blacklist its enemies as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. Whether or not it indeed has such a right, I find that I am embarrassed. I am embarrassed that some people just don't realize that it's easy enough to hate Final Fantasy Forums any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Final Fantasy Forums is up to, things that ought to make a real Final Fantasy Forums-hater out of you. First off, it dreams of a time when they'll be free to reduce history to an overdetermined, wireframe sketch of what are, in reality, complex, dynamic events. That's the way it's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen—not may happen but will happen—if we don't interfere, if we don't set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence.
I must emphasize that Final Fantasy Forums claims that it should ruin my entire day because "it's the right thing to do". I think that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves although I should add that purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of Final Fantasy Forums's brusque double standards. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how Final Fantasy Forums is not your average goofy pervert. It's the deluxe model. As such, it's poised to make empty promises in a matter of days.
Final Fantasy Forums and its functionaries are a bunch of cheapskates. As you know, cheapskates are grafters; grafters are slubberdegullions; slubberdegullions are jabberers; and jabberers all want to rob Peter to pay Paul. The point is that it is widely known and beyond dispute that Final Fantasy Forums is a liar—a conscious, deliberate, bald-faced, shameless liar. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, mankind needs to do more to create and nurture a true spirit of community. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that when Final Fantasy Forums promotes the idea of a "global village" it secretly means "global pillage". But the problems with its actions don't end there. That's all I have to say. Thanks for letting me express my feelings.

 

[ScratchCardGlory]

Why does Calzum ignite a maelstrom of isolationism? Anger? Fear? Stupidity? Some deep recalcitrant urging of his soul? The answer cannot easily be found, but he is the most blatant enemy of peace, stability, and human progress the world has ever seen. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, he has been trying for some time to sell the public on an antipluralism-based government. Calzum's sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: The moon is made of green cheese. The emotional argument: It's okay for Calzum to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how if he opened up his salacious mind just a teeny-weeny little bit, maybe Calzum could understand that. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also spread the word about Calzum's obstreperous arguments to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers.
Although Calzum babbles on and on about interdenominationalism, he has no more conception of it than any other bookish wacko. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so, he's keeping them well hidden; all the arguments I've heard from him are absolutely reprehensible. He lives for one reason and for one reason only: to sucker us into buying a lot of junk we don't need.
Calzum has been trying for some time to convince people that he has achieved sainthood. Don't believe his hype! Calzum has just been offering that line as a means to diminish our will to live. He occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to replicate the most contemptuous structures of contemporary life. I can only convert retreat into advance if Calzum's saturnine army of worthless casuists is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver. Being the analytical sort that I am, I would have to say that we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Calzum does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why I unmistakably can't stand Calzum or his buddies. Or, to express that sentiment without all of the emotionally charged lingo, my love for people necessitates that I build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. Yes, I face opposition from Calzum. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder.
Calzum may install a puppet government that pledges allegiance to his blathering crime syndicate right after he reads this letter. Let him. Before you know it, I will make a genuine contribution to human society. As stated earlier, if you've read any of the savage, filthy slop that he has concocted, you'll indeed recall his description of his plan to substitute breast-beating and schwarmerei for action and honest debate. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that Calzum's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Calzum is more adept at hidden mind control and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized.
The acid test for Calzum's "kinder, gentler" new double standards should be, "Do they still lead us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people?" If the answer is yes then we can conclude that Calzum's epithets are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied. Speaking of absurdities, Calzum decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that he fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. Let me offer some free advice to Calzum's backers: Stop making my blood curdle! Calzum's myrmidons have coordinated their propaganda efforts into a superbly-wrought symphony of hatred and destruction. An obvious parallel from a different context is that if I recall correctly, his assertions are amalgams of popular themes among dastardly loudmouths, disaffected geeks, and imperious, grungy antagonists. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation.
If we let Calzum pit people against each other, all we'll have to look forward to in the future is a public realm devoid of culture and a narrow and routinized professional life untouched by the highest creations of civilization. All he really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. Calzum hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What he lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that tyrannical loonies often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Calzum enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and stuporous, stultiloquent lexiphanicism.
Calzum somehow manages to maintain a straight face when saying that this is the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all possible people. I am greatly grieved by this occurrence of falsehood and fantastic storytelling which is the resultant of layers of social dishevelment and disillusionment amongst the fine citizens of a once organized, motivated, and cognitively enlightened civilization. As the adherents of Randian objectivism believe, quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "anthropomorphization", his hatred of all things pure and good will erupt like Mt. Vesuvius, scattering the ashes of cannibalism over everyone in its path. Furthermore, as the adherents of empiricism observe, Calzum says that anyone who disagrees with him is ultimately neurotic. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!
You should check out some of the things Calzum is saying about vandalism. The litany of inaccuracies, half-truths, made-up "facts", and downright falsehoods will shock you. And I won't even bother mentioning that difficult times lie ahead. Fortunately, we have the capacity to circumvent much of the impending misery by working together to refute Calzum's arguments line-by-line and claim-by-claim. Calzum has had some success in leading to the destruction of the human race. I find that horrifying and frightening but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that the time has come to choose between freedom or slavery, revolt or submission, and liberty or Calzum's particularly shambolic form of commercialism. It's clear what Calzum wants us to choose, but he likes to imply that we ought to worship logorrheic brutes as folk heroes. This is what his ploys amount to although, of course, they're daubed over with the viscid slobber of stinking drivel devised by his expositors and mindlessly multiplied by irritable survivalists.
On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must nurture the seeds of our eventual destruction so that they grow like a rapidly malignant mutant form of kudzu. Calzum does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened. He and I disagree about our civic duties. I suspect that we must do our utmost to create greater public understanding of the damage caused by Calzum's half-measures. Calzum, on the other hand, believes that what I call namby-pamby, snooty misers should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. Due to the power relationship between the dominator and the dominated, I've repeatedly pointed out to him that he wouldn't know a new idea if it hit him over the head. That apparently didn't register with him, though. Oh, well; I guess there is blood on Calzum's hands. For that reason, his fusillades are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because a leopard can't change its spots. End of story. Actually, I should add that he drops the names of famous people whenever possible. That makes Calzum sound smarter than he really is and obscures the fact that no matter how bad you think his indiscretions are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
Wherever you look, you'll see Calzum enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. Society must soon decide either to derail his profligate little schemes or else to let Calzum excoriate attempts to bring questions of exclusivism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing. The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that sadism, in this case, is a tactic tied to a broader strategy of granting Calzum the ability to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations—so to speak. Now that you've read my entire letter, I hope you've concluded that my plan to introduce an important but underrepresented angle on Calzum's snippy hijinks is deserving of serious consideration.


Me ranting about myself xD
took me a long time to write


-Calzum-