Dashing through the snow...

[Six]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY

I lol'd so hard. Found it on tumblr.



Insanity wolf makes me lol, @Insanity Wolf, here, have a gift.
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[greenyxi]

Ha, this reminds me of that evil santa off Futurama. He was insane too

 

[Ilyena]

I can so picture Jesse singing this.

 

[Ethics]

Insanity Wolf

 

[Squid]

lmfao... santa is evil

 

[The Master]

At first I was like

Then I was all

Then I was like this again

Then I loled some more...

It's still not December yet though *Humbug...*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i dislike acknowledging christmas until december

 

[The Master]

i dislike acknowledging christmas until december

So you must have disliked having to post this then, huh?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i was forced to

 

[The Master]

i was forced to

By whom!? Tell mommy who hurt you!

 

[Squid]

Pooley is the grinch

 

[Ilyena]

i dislike acknowledging christmas until december

Tell me about it. They've been playing Christmas music here since right after Halloween.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

i'm only the grinch 11 months of the year

 

[CassinoChips]

I can so picture Jesse singing this.

Sing.......... Scream at top of lungs while terrorizing small children and the elderly......... You know, tomato, potato.

 

[Big Casino]

Get ready to hear the pogues and slade on radio 1 99999999999 times a day

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

radio 1 ruined the pogues for me a few years ago.

 

[Big Casino]

They ruin every good bloody song by playing it once an hour

 

[Tyler Breeze]

i dislike acknowledging christmas until december

I started bothering people about Christmas in September this year! I'm so excited , and this song just made it even better!