Curry

Screw the trees, I use paper to wipe my ass. This saves my dignity. What remains of it.
 
There's nothing like a good vindaloo and the rocket stomach is just part of the experience if you ask me.
 
i am one of those brave/idiotic people that have to have the HOTTEST curry going :mokken: its lovely but i fnd my self spending more time in the kitchen doing water than actualy eating it, and don't get me started on the after effects on the bowels.

got to love curry, unless my mam experiments with different ingredients and curry sauce which she did 2 days ago :mokken:
 
I had one of the nicest curries ever last night, scoffed the lot :ryan:

cant remember what it was mind, and dick ed of a mother forgot to get me a naan bread so I had to make do with rice -__-
 
Graye said:
I never go for a curry on a night out. Way to messy and I'm going to get it all over my shirt. :hmph:
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To be fair, more people go for a kebab which is twice as messy. And twice as shite tasting too.

I am usually alright with curries but I have had a few where I thought I was bound for takeoff whilst on the pan. Never settled well with Madras with a bit of Lime pickle mixed into. Lime pickles is disgusting :sick:
 
I accidentally had a vindaloo once, I was at a house party, and there was either spicy or mild curry, and I quite fancied summat abit spicy that day - tyhe bf at the time was always throwing chillis inthe home made ones so I was getting used to them, well he was like, you sure you dont want a mild one?

Nahhhh I'l be fine

*has a gob full*

It blew my fucking head off

There was no way I was losing face though, so the whole thing practically got threw down my throat, minimum chewing

Damn you pride
 
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