Blood sucking fest!

[Amizon]

The topic of vampires has re-emerged and now I've come to the conclusion that hoodies cannot possibly be them! They're too lower class to be! So now the blood sucking fest begins ...

Oh, Damon.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Who are the true vampires then? THEY BETTER NOT BE SPARKLY!

If they are, go suck me... please

 

[Amizon]

I do not sparkle in sunlight.

I have actual fangs.

Therefore, I must drink you.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

Drink what and from where?

 

[Amizon]

Your neck, I must have it!

 

[Rey]

from his pole obviously

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I'll take both

 

[Amizon]

You taste very flirty, actually.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

I don't taste yummy?

 

[Amizon]

Flirty is yummy.

 

[Dionysos]

The topic of vampires has re-emerged and now I've come to the conclusion that hoodies cannot possibly be them! They're too lower class to be! So now the blood sucking fest begins ...

Good conclusion!

Vampires are vain creatures and have a lust to suck blood. They are usually well kept, very clever. They'd plan their kills.

"Hoodied yobs" are a bit more like trolls or orcs. They'd rather just mindlessly stab someone then walk back snorting to their freinds.

 

[Amizon]

Well spotted, Argor. If anything, I'd think they were demons possessing them. Oooh, the wonders of that ... I'd still kick arse if I were a vamp. xD

 

[Donald Trump]

from his pole obviously

Damon doesn't know anyone from Poland.

 

[Amizon]

Alas! There is that, Hal! England's the perfect place for us vamps, it's not sunny all the time and we can come out, even when it's clear or cloudy.