Big Cocks

[The Master]

-Day 3-

I was awoken by a noise made by the cocks, that must be how they say 'good morning'. I must learn this saying... "ANY-COCK-WILL-DOOOOOOOO"

 

[The Master]

-Day 4-

I'm starting to notice how magnificent these cocks are. They are quite majestic and look like they are being begged to be ridden on... But I shall wait longer until they have become more accustomed to my presence in their clan...

 

[The Master]

-Day 5-

The cocks have brought a wild cat into their village, I wonder what they plan to do with it?

 

[The Master]

-Day 6-

It is Thanksgiving and they roasted the cat that they brought. This must be their 'Turkey'

 

[Big Casino]

You dont need to dress up to look like a dick

BOOM

 

[The Master]

You dont need to dress up to look like a dick

BOOM

 

[The Master]

-Day 7-

Many of the cocks have left the village leaving me with the tasks of looking after their little cocks while they go shopping...

 

[The Master]

-Day 8-

The cocks have brought me gifts. I'm not sure what is inside them because they wont let me open them until Christmas...

 

[The Master]

-Day 9-

Many of the cocks have been taking Viagra for some reason... I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I've been learning their language quite well but they keep yelling "Any-Cock-Will-Doooooooooooo"... It's not even morning...

 

[Steve-O]

is this like a diray thread or something..... looks at the first post

oh god, even the staff are doing this

 

[Dionysos]

In defence of Tia, I think that this was the first thread of this nature.

This thread was before the explosion of the theme to limits that would make even 4chan tut.

 

[AddleBoy]

Let's all go raid /b/ with pictures of dicks. That'll learn'em!

 

[The Master]

-Day 10-

Last night... I was raped by a cock...

 

[The Master]

-Day 11-

I cut off the head of the cock that raped me the other night. The other cocks rejoiced in celebration for it was apparently The King of Cocks that I just beheaded...

I am now being crowned their King...

Me, The King of Cocks

 

[The Master]

-Day 12-

My first decree as The King of Cocks is there shall be no more rape

One of them was eyeing me like they wanted to do something to me

 

[Big Casino]

Let this thread die already

 

[The Master]

Let this thread die already

I swore I would keep it going!

It will be around until the day I die!

Or at least until a mod decides to lock it...

-Day 13-

I met a really cute cock today and I think he was coming on to me... But I am royalty... And I cannot bother myself with the common folk...

 

[Big Casino]

 

[The Master]

I don't get it

What are you getting at?

Is this where you... ... Draw the line?

 

[Ilyena]

As the OP, I'm requesting that this thread be closed and as supreme overlord, I am granting my request.