Ballbusting

[Squid]

The guys seem to have an issue comprehending that if someone's being a dick, you retaliate... I don't know when someone had ever just 'walked away' after being treated unfairly, and if kicking a man in the balls puts him in his place, then so be it.

I think you have a hard time comprehending that just because you think you have a right to do something to someone does not mean you actually do.

If a guy was annoying you, I dunno, calling you a bitch or something to your face (because that seems to be what you count as a justifiable reason to kick someones balls in) and you kicked him in the balls for it, would it then be ok for him to smash your stomach in with his fist to put you in your place? Somehow I don't think so.

Would you get up and just walk it off? I don't think so so I don't see why you expect other people to.

 

[iamagod]

Why do you think the Allah created testicles? Obviously so women can kick them and cause men pain.

 

[Channizard]

I think you have a hard time comprehending that just because you think you have a right to do something to someone does not mean you actually do.

If a guy was annoying you, I dunno, calling you a bitch or something to your face (because that seems to be what you count as a justifiable reason to kick someones balls in) and you kicked him in the balls for it, would it then be ok for him to smash your stomach in with his fist to put you in your place? Somehow I don't think so.

Would you get up and just walk it off? I don't think so so I don't see why you expect other people to.

Well no, because if I did kick him in the balls, then I run like the dickens. ;D

Calling me a one time bitch isn't something I would kick in the balls over. While I personally don't care for the word, that is excessive behavior.

If he were, say, standing over me and repeatedly degrading me verbally, calling me names or some racial slurs or taking gabs at my weight, my family, or anything else personal, then yeah, I would then whack him in the bollocks with my foot.

Depending on how big the wind up, it can hurt pretty bad. Rather than just a little tap. I've accidentally elbowed a guy in the balls and it hurt, so if you actually put effort into it...

 

[iamagod]

Yes. And it felt amazing. Not for the guy, but to see the look of pain on his face gave me a feeling of satisfaction I thought only triple fudge cake could give.

I am glad to hear that you enjoyed it. How hard and how many times did you kick him? And why did you kick him?

 

[The Witch]

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

I got hit in my lady parts once and it knocked the air straight outta me, I couldn't breath. it hurt so much I couldn't even produce tears... that said, if it hurt that much for me, it's gotta hurt like mad for a guy's junk to get smashed in by a foot, knee, or a ninja punch. >.<

I think it'd be okay to kick a guy in his gems only if it was done for self defense. I'm solely talking about the times when a guy is beating on you or about to rape you. If I'm being pinned down by some dude that's doing either of those things to me and I have a clear shot to his balls... you're damn right I'm gonna smash the hell outta them with my knee/foot.... and I would do it with a smile.

however, if I accidentally kicked/hit a guy there and he wasn't doing anything harmful to me... I would feel so bad and would probably apologize a million times+1.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

Considering they were banned -- this means I was right about them being a dupe?

Anyway, I said that my sister kicked me in the balls in the shoutbox and had a feeling someone made a dupe account & this thread for the sole purpose of trying to troll me.

May I ask who it was?



edit: Nevermind, I found the ban list.

 

[SaShman]

How the fuck did this thread get to 5 pages? I mean seriously..

Yes I've been hit in the balls before; it hurt.

Can't remember the last time anyone intentionally kicked me in the balls.

Considering they were banned -- this means I was right about them being a dupe?

Anyway, I said that my sister kicked me in the balls in the shoutbox and had a feeling someone made a dupe account & this thread for the sole purpose of trying to troll me.

May I ask who it was?



edit: Nevermind, I found the ban list.

Chillax man. Not everyone is out to get you.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

Chillax man. Not everyone is out to get you.

I never thought nor said they were.

My post was deleted, but I called dupe on page 1(I jokingy said it was DBT, but didn't actually think it was him lol).

Making a new account with a first post asking: have you ever been hit in the balls is near astronomically unlikely from a statistical perspective.

Its pretty obvious it was motivated by other reasons.

Considering, as far as I know, I'm the only one on FFF who brought up the topic of being hit in the balls in the last 3 months, I don't think its too much a stretch of imagination to believe it may have had something to do with me...

Anyways, if someone makes a dupe account for the sole purpose of making a single thread--then proceeds to make an introductory post after I accuse them of being a dupe--it generally does have a specific motivation behind it.

Not necessarily bad intentions, maybe they just wanted lulz, but a motivation nonetheless.

 

[Ethics]

You are not the only member who has brought this up in the past three months.

The account was banned because it was matched to accounts we have banned before, and not another currently active member's. It really has nothing to do with you. Now that that is cleared up...

Please return this thread to the appropriate topic.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

I can remember a few times it happened..

1. When I was still in elementary school my sister said she could kick me in the balls faster than I could dodge or block it. I told her she couldn't. We put it to the test. I thought she was going to try a nice, gentle, kick that wouldnt inflict serious damage.. She threw a full force kick to the balls. BOOM. On the ground gasping for breath. It was a fluke, I said. That could never happen again! Do over! BOOM. Same result. I think I gave up after that, but I don't really remember...

2. I used to have a kicker ramp built from lumber taken from construction disposal bins on the side of the road. The only thing bought on it was a sheet of plywood for the surfacing. My friends and I would spend countless hours trying to do different tricks off it(sk8board and some of my friends rollerbladed). I tried a kickflip or a hardflip & my board landed straight up and down like this | and my nuts landed right on top of it. That was somewhat memorable.

Another memorable one I saw was at a sk8park. My friend was trying to boardslide the entire horizontal bar. He was leaning too far forwards and the board got out from under him. He landed facedown on his stomach and was going fast enough that he skidded a little on the pavement when he landed. He was crying, he said he landed on his balls & from what I saw that definitely looked like the case.

It really has nothing to do with you.

I disagree & think I might have a vague idea of who that person is, I think they(bill) started posting here after I started being active & may have followed me here, but its unimportant.

That might sound paranoid, btw. But, I assure you its not.

 

[Richard B Riddick]

I like kicking boys in the balls.

I wondered what happened to your leg.

Although, I s'pose it has absolutely nothing to do with that?

edit: Interesting, interesting. Tell me. What word or phrase comes to mind when you see this?:

 

[Channizard]

That's elective surgery, tyvm.

Although I doubt repeated kick to the balls would dislocate my leg.

 

[Phoenix Rising]

Chanpanion Cube, why do you like kicking boys in the balls so much?

 

[ribbit]

I have been kicked in the testes multiple times. It does not feel great. One of the worst feelings I have had and can possibly experience at this given time. Never again.

 

[Channizard]

I have a lot of anger issues towards men.

 

[Phoenix Rising]

I have a lot of anger issues towards men.

Why do you have a lot of anger issues towards men?

 

[Dionysos]

Whilst we're on topic let's try and add more content to our posts again. We're in danger of entering into casual chat (or into posts inviting only very short replies) rather than a discussion on the topic.



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As for my post on this... I have never been maliciously kicked in the bawls. I try to avoid that sort of thing. I've fallen on them whilst climbing a fence, etc, but I've never been kicked there. It is very painful though. Even little bumps can cause me uncomfortable pain.

It is, like has been said here, worse than being poked in the eye. Yet if you were poked in the eye people would take you more seriously.

Being punched / kicked / bitten in the balls is a comical image now, as it has been for a long, long time. How many comedies have people seen where this happens? A comedy about a postman might have a dog bite his balls. A comedy about a cowboy might have a horse kick his balls. A comedy about a man and a woman might have the woman kick or punch his balls because of something he said.

Heck it even enters into Final Fantasy... That famous Don Corneo scene in FFVII where each party member threatens to do away with Don Corneo's balls.

Perhaps this sort of thing feeds into how people think about this, and therefore some people think it is funny to attack a man in this location.

 

[Squalllionheart]

Lol wasn't trying to contest against that. I aim for the weak spot to prove a point. I could state the stupid things some guys would say to me sometimes that would garner such a response from me. Like calling me a "bitch," of course I'm going to aim for your testicles. Especially if you said something like that to be degrading. Mal I said "SOME men" I didn't generalize it. I let me ex for instance get away with a lot before I eventually blew up in his face and kicked him in his balls. I can only tolerate so much bs from someone.

If you hit a guy in the balls every time they call you a bitch I don't know many people that would want to be around you, I find that generally when a man and woman (of young age 12-30 or so) are friends there is a type of banter that involves a lot of name calling, a lot of "bitch" and "whore" type things, yet I've never been hit in the balls for that. I suppose you have to have a decent sense of humor to be able to take being called names.

You can't really compare passing a kidney stone to child birth, the curvix is designed to expand while in the process of birthing a child, whereas our pee hole isn't designed to expand at any point..of course I'm probably bias because I'm a bloke, it's also hard to say what hurts more because men can't give birth and a kidney stone is of a differnent size to a baby.

I have been hit in the balls with a football that was kicked at full pelt as I was running towards the person, I dropped like a sack of shit and was well and truely winded for a good 20 minutes and felt like my testies had been thrown into my stomach.

 

[Phoenix Rising]

Although I doubt repeated kick to the balls would dislocate my leg.

Don't you think his balls would be dislocated long before your leg would even get close to being dislocated from your kicks? Or do you not kick very hard?

 

[Will Graham]

at one boy back in my freshman year of high school that I liked who I do believe I did succeed in kicking in the testicles. Can't remember. But yeah I love seeing guys all weak and short of breath when I do that; some of them are righteous pricks that deserve it. So make sure you protect your balls well.

1] You kicked a guy you liked in the penis

2] You like seeing them weak and in pain

3] Only some of them deserve it

Unlike the flamingo, you don't have a leg to stand on