Awful Joke

Have you heard the joke about the polo? It's mint

Sent it my mum. Daft cow didn't get it :wacky:
 
The Dоctor;808368 said:
Shepherds pie is rank.
Lamb, however, is not.
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shepherds pie is fantastic :gasp:

and lamb is goooooooooooood but its quite expensive and theres never enough of it :sad3:
 
SHADDAP :rage:

Aw I had the best chicken fajitas EVER yesterday, went to the pub for dinner, AND it was only 6 quid, there was loads and came out on a sizzling platter, going again later on with the girls, it was that immense :wacky:

Wont be getting th fajitas, evn though I keep fantasizing about them, I ended up wearing most of it, and seeign as we are off out, that wont be a good look, Ive already had to wash toothpaste off my skirt and Ive not even wore the fucking thing yet

I also need a flesh coloured bra :rage:

I better find one before I head to mothers -__-
 
im goin shoppin today

i had a massive feast on friday. the legend of my work retired so he came in on friday and layed out 2 tables of food. ther was everything you could think of from quiche to chocolate gatto. 3 kinds of quiche i might add. everyone in my work seems to have a sweet tooth and went for the cakes and stuff i got rite in about the chicken and beef :ohoho:
 
aw its like, ace but also...not when someone lays a spread on, i do laps of the table, eat so much that i cant even entertain doing anything else for the rest of the eve :wacky:
 
i couldnt move when i had to go back to work my belly was so full. he even took in tins of irn bru and coke. i was just monging at my bench wanting to go home.
 
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