Are hoodies vampires?

Im not bringing him along :gasp:

He's staying at home xDD
 
NO U:stare:
Actually I could imagine Kelly arguing with a vampire:monster:
She'd have a right go:wacky:
In vampire-land of course >_>
 
Yobs are orcs or goblins.

They're not sophisticated, intelligent or well dressed enough to be vampires.


The reason they fear the sun is because they are albino orcs with very sensitive skin. They put their music out loud on the buses to mark their territory, and if they think you look at them wrongly they eat you on the spot.
 
This may seem a bit harsh but,
ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE VAMPIRES
 
In the words of Edward: "Trust me." :awesome:

On to the topic, I know that if I were a vampire, I'd munch you all right now.
 
Puh-lease. You've obviously never seen me hungry :wacky: You wouldn't get to 'em fast enough.

That said, how many calories in blood? And more importantly, will it go right to my thighs? :gasp:
 
Do I look like a scientist who knows how many calories are in blood? :wacky:

You'd be a dumb vamp, Sonny. I'd be smart, impatient and partying all night long. :awesome:
 
♥Anima♥;518302 said:
In the words of Edward: "Trust me." :awesome:

On to the topic, I know that if I were a vampire, I'd munch you all right now.
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I'd like to see you try -__-
 
Unless of course you're one of those lame, Twilight vampires who sparkle in the sunlight, then no, you're not.
 
I'm one of those cool vampires who looks like a vampire, acts like a vampire, dresses like a vampire and eats pie like a vampire (y) I am epic win.
 
Pie?

Danneh, you're weirddddddddd. :awesome:

No, meh not going off Twilight vamps. I'm going off my own theories. So watch out for me, Manders, I could be eyeing your neck right now ...
 
Vampires don't eat pie, you tit. :wacky:

edit: What good would my neck do if I'm already a vampire, huh? Ever think of that? :awesome:
 
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