Are hoodies vampires?

Olol, this thread is quite funny, Ami, you available for MSN convo?
 
Hmm, that depends if you're going to butcher me or not. I can't be available for very long, however.
 
But you know that you can't resist my seductive voice and mesmerising green eyes, Sonny. You know that you're hopelessly hypnotised under my spell. Ooh, I got you under my spell ...
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Sensual :cassy:
 
Somebody sounds a little sure of herself....<.<

Crocodiles don't need spells. They are practically invisible in the water and they just wait until you come close enough, and they use their explosive speed to bite you.
Then they drag you back into the water and spin with such force and that limbs can become deattached whilst drowning you at the same time.
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That sounds rather disturbing and quite painful....D=
 
There's a moral here. When you see a crocodile, run the other way. Running towards would be a gamble. (Note to self, avoid going near rivers, lakes, ponds, and bottled water next time I go Florida. xx)
 
♥Shiva♥;521593 said:
Somebody sounds a little sure of herself....<.<
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Ah well, I have no life right now, so that automatically spells fail and I come up with fantasies, such as sucking Danny, Sonny and anyone else willing to offer themselves dry. :cassy:
 
This is starting to remind me of that episode of South Park, with the vampire wannabe kids where the goth kids get pissed of at them.
 
They can run at almost the speed of a human.
In the ancient past there were super crocodiles that were 20+ foot long, and they ruled the seas. However their inability to hunt on land caused them to die out. The crocodile can hunt on land hence it's survival for over 65 million years.
 
I can safely say Id shit it if I saw one running at me D:
 
That's not how they hunt xD.
They wait until you get close to you, because you can't see them. Then they suddenly strike. Unless you somehow manage to evade the attack they'll kill you.
But they don't run at you and try to run you over:monster:
 
Id still poo it, i saw one on a program once, seeing a croc run is fucking weird D:
 
Crocodiles :D.

I won't ask what happened here in regards to the topic shift.
 
this one looked like it was on wheels its legs were going that fast I was like wtf o_O
 
When did you become a Croc expert Hal?


4 ways of croc running? :D Human's don't really have 4 ways of running, and that is even with us putting our intense imagnations on it.
 
When I woke up last week there was a documentry about crocodiles.
They can run with their stomach on the ground. Or they can lift it off the ground, so they're about 3-4 inches higher, they have a waddling type run, and they can go sideways, though that is more of a walk.
 
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