I am a very sad case. I love crisps as well.
When I was little my anxiety over this cruel fate would surface in nightmares. I had a recurring dream of The Crisp Spider. This was a large spider that was essentially made entirely out of crisps. It was a huge tarantula-type thing, with crisp-eyebrows and everything. It used to stare at me from the path, wiggle its eyebrows, and snap jaws etc. It sometimes ran up to me, and it made crunching noises as it moved (as if someone was eating crisps). Terrifying stuff.
... Seeing as how I am the most naiive member on this site, I REALLY wan't to believe you... So I do...




