America is Fucking Retarded

lets not make this a war. lets just be pals.

though if we were going to make it a war youd tell me its:

LET'S

YOU'D

IT'S

but its not a war so you dont have to tell me any of that. lets be pals thomas.
 
ill only be pals with you when you accept christianity, until you do we are not pals.

no not really james course we can be pals and who knows, maybe one day if i stump up the cash to buy a pee ess three we could have a game of body odour or the like.
 
hows the album coming along btw? i did enjoy the mlfy song*
 
its not coming along too well actually.

the tunes just arent flowing like they used to be. nor are the lyrics :sad3:
 
everyone gets writers block jim, maybe theres just not enough material
 
im concentrating on just playing songs i like atm tbh.

and anything i do manage to make up is way too precious to waste on a song about the mlfy bros grim and the likes.:sad3:
 
yes. then i stop and think:

i dont think i can play that well

i dont know anyone else who plays any other instruments (besides lew)

i cant write

i hate everyone

my farts stink

and im put right off the idea.
 
i can sing.






or at least i used to sing... until my balls dropped...
 
one mans rubbish is anothers treasure james

and with that im off to bed, cheerio
 
Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this!

Super highways, coast to coast,
easy to get anywhere
On the transcontinental overload,
just slide behind the wheel
How does it feel

When there's no destination - that's too far
And somewhere on the way,
you might find out who you are

Living in America - eye to eye, station to station
Living in America - hand to hand, across the nation
Living in America - got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

Smokestack, fatback,
many miles of railroad track
All night radio, keep on runnin'
through your rock 'n' roll soul
All night diners keep you awake,
hey, on black coffee and a hard roll

You might have to walk the fine line,
you might take the hard line
But everybody's working overtime

Living in America - eye to eye, station to station
Living in America - hand to hand, across the nation
Living in America - got to have a celebration

I live in America, help me out,
but I live in America,
wait a minute

You might not be looking for the promised land,
but you might find it anyway
Under one of those old familiar names
Like New Orleans (New Orleans),
Detroit City (Detroit City), Dallas (Dallas)
Pittsburg P.A. (Pittsburg P.A.),
New York City (New York City)
Kansas City (Kansas City),
Atlanta (Atlanta), Chicago and L.A.

Living in America - hit me
Living in America - yeah,
I walk in and out
Living in America

I live in America - state lines,
gonna make the prime, that
I live in America - hey,
I know what it means, I

Living in America - Eddie Murphy, eat your heart out
Living in America - hit me, I said now, eye to eye,
station to station
Living in America - so nice, with your bare self
Living in America - I feel good!
 
We all aren't that bad. The majority of Americans elected Barack Obama as their President and he done a good job so far, despite all the nay-sayers. Naturally the idiots are just louder.

I'm not happy with everything my Country does but I can't see myself living anywhere else.
 
I give this thread 5 stars for the comments. I don't know about the subject (I like to respect everyone and everything and be all flower), but the comments... I think I've laughed myself stupid.
 
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