A message from Lew!

Bambi

Bambi

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''Scottish boy goes on holiday. Scottish boy burns and looks like a tomato''




What a tit xD
 
Burned already? I have nothing but lawl for that, considering it came up in conversation shortly before he went I believe. :awesome:
 
I bet he got burned from prancing about on the beach in his mankini. :awesome:
 
I hope he has pics :awesome:

How hilarious if he DID though and he had mankini white bits xDDDD
 
lol :awesome:. That'd be quite embarrassing.


I'm gonna have to vanalise his head onto a lobster I think.
 
I hope not :ness:.

It'll ruin the way I think of him forever.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

holiday was aweeeeeesoooome

Yeah i got burnt big time, specially across my shoulders and my feet aswell but after a bit of aftersun its lookin fine :awesome: My hair has now gone totally blonde cuz of the sun and my face is orange :awesome:
I did all the watersports, got drunk every night, i had ice poured down my shorts by a belly dancer and got a dance from a man in drag :lol: Met the hottest turkish bar maid aswell.
I didnt want to leave, i could stay there forever. Id recomend it to anyone, especially girls because the turkish men love you.
Uhmmmmm what else, the kebabs are wellll good aswell. Theyre totally different from the ones in Britain though, theyr like fahitas, not pitta bread with loads of meat on top.

And alas no i never wore the mankini, i just couldnt. It was the most hideous looking thing ever ever ever. Still waiting top get the pics from the camera on a disk but il post them when i gets them.
 
I should sleep. Iv had no sleep at all since sunday night. Sleeping on the plane was impossible, same with the bus, it was to uncomfortable. Also i smelt really bad, dunno what thats got to do with anything but i thought id mention it anyway.

And thanks ;))
 
Stinky Lew xD

WELCOME BACK DUDE!

Gutted you didnt wear it , sounds like you had a ball though :wacky:
 
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