Your logic has no power here, Kate.
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You know, these would be a lot more effective if you couldn't hover over the thread title and see a preview with a jpg in it, then words like "Problem, fans?" or whatever afterwardsA legitimate-sounding paragraph would be a better way to start off, IMHO.