You're not man enough to handle Australia. Only real men and tough, butch women can survive the extremes of this great land. You'd roast as soon as you stepped foot out the airport. Though you never see snakes here unless you're out in the country, I don't even think we have scorpions. The other week there was a HUGE huntsman (Spider, in case you are unsure) in my house, literally the size of my hand. I was screaming and almost in tears as I tried to destroy it. I won in the end!I would have no idea what I am doing in Ireland, you could show me about, and I'd be your bear at pubs in return. Though I am sure any old Irish person would he happy to show me about if not you, TV makes you people seem so friendly and carefree.
Congrats on submitting your draft! Our Uni's teach us skills we need for survival in such a horrid country, like how to wrangle a crocodile.
A game of Uncharted 2 next week sounds fine. Just give me a yell whenever you're about.
cunt.
I'm thinking of heading over to Europe around August next year.

I wish
apparently my mic is incredibly loud and when I die I tend to squeak... so I apologise in advance if I deafen you. 
still, off out next weekend so it's not all bad
!!! so far, that Bon Iver song was the best you've recommended!