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but setting it on fire is whats fun about it
 
I'd say a straight shot of delicious Colorado Whiskey makes anything feel like an accomplishment.
But America doesn't make whisky or whiskey. It makes bourbon, and bourbon is shite and it is for poor people, Finn and I know this to be a fact.
 
But America doesn't make whisky or whiskey. It makes bourbon, and bourbon is shite and it is for poor people, Finn and I know this to be a fact.

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It is literally called Colorado Whiskey. And it is fucking amazing.
 
just grab some booze and guzzle it down your piehole

get shitfaced and say/do things you wouldnt normally say, make an ass out of yourself for everyones amusement

party hard
 
I think bourbon is 100% American. We invented it. We like it. Other countries drink it. Jack Daniels puts hair on the ballsack, a beautiful metaphor for American roots.
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Scum that built America...

Actually,, you have a point :D

America has hung it's balls out there more then once, though.
 
Jack Daniels is a Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Not a bourbon.

There is no difference in the production process of bourbon and whiskey. The difference comes in the storage. To qualify as a bourbon, a whiskey has to be stored in a new charred oak barrel at less than 160 proof for at least two years, and nothing can be added for flavoring or coloring purposes. And be made in the US, of course. Otherwise, it's a whiskey.
 
Jack Daniels is a Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Not a bourbon.

The company denies it, but everyone knows. The only difference is the maple syrup addition. I have some redneck friends :D

Jack Daniels has an odd history, which kinda paints a classic picture of the gritty American 1800's.
 
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It's still not a whisky. It is a drink for children, or poor people.
 
Irish Car Bombs, Purple Kamikazes, Mind Erasers, Purple Hearts.. Those all get me screwed up pretty bad.
 
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