Ask a Stupid Question, get a Stupid Answer

[Guernsey]

Maybe he realized he would never as badass as Denzel or Samuel L. Jackson so he grew himself a fro to relive the 70s.

Does Ultimecia hate Gundam Seed as well SeeDs?

 

[Sabriel]

Yes.

is anybody noticing me?

 

[Firion's Babe]

somebody must be noticing you, but I'm noticing Cid and Vincent beating the hell out of Xiahou Dun (and they won the battle *ff7 victory theme here*)

Did Grimoire Valentine care about his son Vincent at all?

 

[Eight]

No cuz he smelt of emo and slit wrist

Melting cheese does what now?

 

[AddleBoy]

Melt?

If you could choose one person to rule over you for the rest of your life, who would it be?

 

[DarkClaymore]

Aeris (FFVII)

Spoiler

Because she'll die soon after that anyway (she is that kind of character after all ) and I don't want anyone to rule over me

Why in most FFs, the main character is blond?

 

[Firion's Babe]

because maybe the developers of Final Fantasy are prejiduce against dark haired people.

Does Vincent Valentine ever flirt with the female party members of Final Fantasy 7 at all?

 

[Naerix]

No, because he has a possesive dead girlfriend.

What kind of hairgel do Final Fantasy characters use?

 

[Dionysos]

Extra super-duper gravity defying moulding gel.


I want a pet, but I also want a friend. Should I get myself a moogle?

 

[Naerix]

You should get a chocobo. That way, you have both pet, friend, and a ride.

Where can I buy silver hair dye?

 

[DarkClaymore]

Ask Sephiroth

Why regular chocoboes are yellow?

 

[Firion's Babe]

Because they beat Pikachu to the color yellow, and so that they won't look like chocolate!
Is it me or is Leonhart of ff2 half-white, half-hispanic?

 

[GalaxyFlare]

Its you you color blind fool

Its it wrong to beat Yuna up in her wedding dress on Duodecim?

 

[Sum1sgruj]

Its you you color blind fool

Its it wrong to beat Yuna up in her wedding dress on Duodecim?

Depend on how much Jack Daniels you've drunk

How does Sephiroth carry his sword when he's not holding it?

 

[Artemisia]

It folds up like origami.

Does Edea have pointy toes too?

 

[GalaxyFlare]

Yes she does she has claw her damn fingers !

Do you think the Weapons from FFVII could mate and produce little weapons?

 

[Shaissa]

...im not even sure how to respond to that....

How did poisoning the water in FFVI kill everyone in Doma castle but not Cyan?

 

[GalaxyFlare]

It probably best you dont try and answer that if you value you sanity.

Poisoning the water in Doma castle kills everyone accept Cyan because cyan drinks and cleans with toilet water.............coz loo water isnt pulled from primary water supplies.

Basically Cyan, though a cool ninja type dude, is one sick puppy

 

[Sum1sgruj]

Do you think the Weapons from FFVII could mate and produce little weapons?

...im not even sure how to respond to that....

I'll respond!

Yes, they mate. Where do you think the Proud Clod came from

Why does Lulu where a skirt entirely made of belts?

 

[Tucker]

Because she didn't know what they were used for and she decided to use that instead of cotton.

Why doesn't Jecht wear shoes?