Stoic Hero
The Leading Man
So this isn't so much as a Spam thread as a I'm fucking pissed and want to rant thread. K? k.
So today these obnoxious, snooty women kept saying "chivalry is dead" and "men are pigs" blah blah blah and my girlfriend is like this too.
Fuck them. Like, seriously. Someone needs to put a cock in their mouth so they'll shut up. (Except a blowjob is too fucking hard or something for my girl to understand. She just lays there but that's a whole different can of fucking worms).
I hate women. And, I know, that's ridiculous because a lot of women aren't like this. But the majority in my life are. And on tv. And the radio. And the internet.
I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE.
Chivalry is dead and women killed it. Anytime I try and be nice, anytime I try and be a gentleman, buy dinner, take to a movie, open a door, whatever, I get fucking lip. "We're equal" is all well and good, except when we're not and something wrong or stupid happens and you say "be a man and take care of it" like a bitch. You be a woman and shut the fuck up and make a sandwich. Be GOOD for SOMETHING besides BACKTALK and NAGGING.
Also you sleep on the fucking couch. I paid for the bed bitch.
Also with this seat down thing. FUCK that. Seriously, do you know how much effort it takes to put down a fucking seat? Not as much to put it up when I have to piss, probably.
Equality is fucking retarted, because it only works in the woman's favor. So that's hardly fucking equal. I can't win in anything if I try and be a gentleman. No gentlemen every win. In anything. They're seen as pussies, even by human beings with pussies (aka women). So fuck that shit. I'd rather the bitch dump me than put up with all of her crap. I'm going to be a fucking man and tell her to shut the fuck up and obey me, or get the fuck out.
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So today these obnoxious, snooty women kept saying "chivalry is dead" and "men are pigs" blah blah blah and my girlfriend is like this too.
Fuck them. Like, seriously. Someone needs to put a cock in their mouth so they'll shut up. (Except a blowjob is too fucking hard or something for my girl to understand. She just lays there but that's a whole different can of fucking worms).
I hate women. And, I know, that's ridiculous because a lot of women aren't like this. But the majority in my life are. And on tv. And the radio. And the internet.
I CAN'T FUCKING ESCAPE.
Chivalry is dead and women killed it. Anytime I try and be nice, anytime I try and be a gentleman, buy dinner, take to a movie, open a door, whatever, I get fucking lip. "We're equal" is all well and good, except when we're not and something wrong or stupid happens and you say "be a man and take care of it" like a bitch. You be a woman and shut the fuck up and make a sandwich. Be GOOD for SOMETHING besides BACKTALK and NAGGING.
Also you sleep on the fucking couch. I paid for the bed bitch.
Also with this seat down thing. FUCK that. Seriously, do you know how much effort it takes to put down a fucking seat? Not as much to put it up when I have to piss, probably.
Equality is fucking retarted, because it only works in the woman's favor. So that's hardly fucking equal. I can't win in anything if I try and be a gentleman. No gentlemen every win. In anything. They're seen as pussies, even by human beings with pussies (aka women). So fuck that shit. I'd rather the bitch dump me than put up with all of her crap. I'm going to be a fucking man and tell her to shut the fuck up and obey me, or get the fuck out.
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.... 
Heck, I'd put out for that shit and not complain. 
