When you're dipping Ritz crackers into the peanut butter container... and you get it all over your hand? 

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Twit. I once had my Ritz break in the peanut butter and rather than get the spoon a few centimetres away, in reached my hand in, and gouged out a huge lump of peanut butter. My fingers and half my palm were submerged in the stuff. 
And then you have to wonder "Oh crap, how many things have I touched with that finger in the meantime
"I hate it when you get peanut butter on your hand, then wash it off thinking everything's fine, and then ten minutes later you find a smelly glob of it still stuck in one of your fingernailsAnd then you have to wonder "Oh crap, how many things have I touched with that finger in the meantime
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I know what you touched.![]()
Putting contacts in, that was no fun 
I wanted to see it, but it was too expensive 





Who said I would eat the two together?But Ritz are good enough on their own.
Or so you say.![]()