So a gay guy fancies me

...Dave. The guy probably thinks you're dating. You've done nothing to discourage him, given him your number, phoned him, met up, and not stopped him when he's told you you're getting a blowjob for your birthday. :dry:
 
obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.

you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.

guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.

guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.

guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.

but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".

you and your kind make me sick.:sick:
 
A blow job for your birthday is fantastic....just not from a dude :ness:
Hahahahaha for my birthday last year my friends all banded together and got these amazingly heartfelt/hilarious presents, this year the only way they can top it off is to get me sex

They're consider a hooker :gonk:

Meh. I'm not fussy. Is he good looking, Dave?
i don't know since i don't swing that way

but you know how in all gay relationships there's a poofy and a butch one? he's the poofy one
 
obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.

you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.

guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.

guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.

guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.

but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".

you and your kind make me sick.:sick:
FORGOT ABOUT THE SHIRT GUY!

Also I do say that :lol:
 
obviously tellin a ragin poof that you'd puke on him isnt enough to discourage him from wantin to sook yer root.

you should be more firm with these poofs if you genuinely arent one.

guy squeezes your arse. smack him in the face.

guy unbuttons your shirt. smack him in the face.

guy THREATENS to give you a blowjob. batter him.

but nooooo not you. not boots dave. "am affa sorry man but am no gay".

you and your kind make me sick.:sick:


youd do none of that. stop acting like the big man :ahmed:
 
I dunno how id feel about a dude hitting on me. It probadly wouldnt bother me all that much. Tif he had my fone number itd be awkward.
 
I wonder if I offered Kelly the chance to kidnap Matt Bellamy and keep him locked in her room, would she turn it down? :hmmm:

If a woman i don't fancy hits on me, I say I'm gay, if I don't like does, i say I'm straight.

Doing both on the same night can lead to some sticky situations. :sad3:
 
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